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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #570 on: July 14, 2015, 10:04:57 AM »
She has come back!  ;D

Just gone off to stretch her legs I 'spect....

She walks like she has just had a hysterectomy and her appendix out as a bonus BOGOF deal...  lol:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #571 on: July 14, 2015, 12:42:01 PM »
 ;D

Strangely CWMBO stomped off my lap as I was reading that
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #572 on: July 15, 2015, 07:22:33 PM »
BM's cat finds the voddy infused watermelon....

http://youtu.be/i3cHNObcEh8
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #573 on: July 15, 2015, 07:55:27 PM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #574 on: July 15, 2015, 08:03:49 PM »
Top tip: If you are going to host a family BBQ then this is a very good folding table (no really)

UNLESS you have a cat

As it uses those plastics that have a faint wee smell when just out of the box and you discover the next day that the reason the smell didn't disappear but got worse was CWMBO got provoked into a mahoosive piss on the carpet we had installed last year at great expense and trouble  evil: evil: evil: Banghead
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #575 on: July 15, 2015, 08:05:45 PM »
 point: point: point: point: point:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #576 on: July 15, 2015, 08:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2015, 08:03:49 PM
Top tip: If you are going to host a family BBQ then this is a very good folding table (no really)

UNLESS you have a cat

As it uses those plastics that have a faint wee smell when just out of the box and you discover the next day that the reason the smell didn't disappear but got worse was CWMBO got provoked into a mahoosive piss on the carpet we had installed last year at great expense and trouble  evil: evil: evil: Banghead

A piss up at a BBQ...... Thumbs:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #577 on: July 15, 2015, 08:36:59 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 08:12:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2015, 08:03:49 PM
Top tip: If you are going to host a family BBQ then this is a very good folding table (no really)

UNLESS you have a cat

As it uses those plastics that have a faint wee smell when just out of the box and you discover the next day that the reason the smell didn't disappear but got worse was CWMBO got provoked into a mahoosive piss on the carpet we had installed last year at great expense and trouble  evil: evil: evil: Banghead

A piss up at a BBQ...... Thumbs:
Well if it was then yes but ten days before so now we're hoping the smell of real piss has gone before people get here

 rubschin:  maybe we'll accidentally spill a bottle of cheap vodka on the carpet to cover the smell.  Well not real vodka, vodka substitute aka white spirit
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #578 on: July 15, 2015, 08:46:29 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2015, 08:36:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 08:12:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2015, 08:03:49 PM
Top tip: If you are going to host a family BBQ then this is a very good folding table (no really)

UNLESS you have a cat

As it uses those plastics that have a faint wee smell when just out of the box and you discover the next day that the reason the smell didn't disappear but got worse was CWMBO got provoked into a mahoosive piss on the carpet we had installed last year at great expense and trouble  evil: evil: evil: Banghead

A piss up at a BBQ...... Thumbs:
Well if it was then yes but ten days before so now we're hoping the smell of real piss has gone before people get here

 rubschin:  maybe we'll accidentally spill a bottle of cheap vodka on the carpet to cover the smell.  Well not real vodka, vodka substitute aka white spirit

Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #579 on: July 15, 2015, 09:07:15 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 08:46:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2015, 08:36:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 08:12:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2015, 08:03:49 PM
Top tip: If you are going to host a family BBQ then this is a very good folding table (no really)

UNLESS you have a cat

As it uses those plastics that have a faint wee smell when just out of the box and you discover the next day that the reason the smell didn't disappear but got worse was CWMBO got provoked into a mahoosive piss on the carpet we had installed last year at great expense and trouble  evil: evil: evil: Banghead

A piss up at a BBQ...... Thumbs:
Well if it was then yes but ten days before so now we're hoping the smell of real piss has gone before people get here

 rubschin:  maybe we'll accidentally spill a bottle of cheap vodka on the carpet to cover the smell.  Well not real vodka, vodka substitute aka white spirit

Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....

But your car does!  point: point: point:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #580 on: July 15, 2015, 09:08:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2015, 09:07:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 08:46:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2015, 08:36:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 08:12:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2015, 08:03:49 PM
Top tip: If you are going to host a family BBQ then this is a very good folding table (no really)

UNLESS you have a cat

As it uses those plastics that have a faint wee smell when just out of the box and you discover the next day that the reason the smell didn't disappear but got worse was CWMBO got provoked into a mahoosive piss on the carpet we had installed last year at great expense and trouble  evil: evil: evil: Banghead

A piss up at a BBQ...... Thumbs:
Well if it was then yes but ten days before so now we're hoping the smell of real piss has gone before people get here

 rubschin:  maybe we'll accidentally spill a bottle of cheap vodka on the carpet to cover the smell.  Well not real vodka, vodka substitute aka white spirit

Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....

But your car does!  point: point: point:

 cussing:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #581 on: July 15, 2015, 09:12:54 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 08:46:29 PM
. .Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....
:thumbsup:  Bloody brill they are, borrowed one last year and then waited and waited for the delivered price to fall below £35.  You could support a small truck on one of those but the plastic apparently contains Urea Formadehyde resin so  . . . .

Our one don't smell now it's aired, the carpet may take longer. 
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #582 on: July 15, 2015, 09:19:55 PM »
 evil: evil: evil:

a turd has been discovered where no turd should be  Banghead
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #583 on: July 15, 2015, 09:57:09 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2015, 09:12:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 08:46:29 PM
. .Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....
:thumbsup:  Bloody brill they are, borrowed one last year and then waited and waited for the delivered price to fall below £35.  You could support a small truck on one of those but the plastic apparently contains Urea Formadehyde resin so  . . . .

Our one don't smell now it's aired, the carpet may take longer.

They can take all our equipment .... Thumbs:



But no turds......... rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #584 on: July 16, 2015, 07:00:05 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 09:57:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2015, 09:12:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 08:46:29 PM
. .Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....
:thumbsup:  Bloody brill they are, borrowed one last year and then waited and waited for the delivered price to fall below £35.  You could support a small truck on one of those but the plastic apparently contains Urea Formadehyde resin so  . . . .

Our one don't smell now it's aired, the carpet may take longer.

They can take all our equipment .... Thumbs:



But no turds......... rubschin:

I have two turdless ones...  whistle:
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