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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30315 on: March 29, 2016, 10:49:53 AM »
Morning...  evil:

Power cut all day.... and I'd just finished setting the bleeding clocks!  cussing:

Still, at least we have a gas hob to make tea:  cloud9:
3rd world countries eh?  You'll be getting hijackings next
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30316 on: March 29, 2016, 10:52:59 AM »
Morning...  evil:

Power cut all day.... and I'd just finished setting the bleeding clocks!  cussing:

Still, at least we have a gas hob to make tea:  cloud9:
3rd world countries eh?  You'll be getting hijackings next

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How on earth do you manage to hijack an aeroplane in this day and age...?  noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30317 on: March 29, 2016, 12:03:08 PM »
Morning...  evil:

Power cut all day.... and I'd just finished setting the bleeding clocks!  cussing:

Still, at least we have a gas hob to make tea:  cloud9:
3rd world countries eh?  You'll be getting hijackings next

 scared2:

How on earth do you manage to hijack an aeroplane in this day and age...?  noooo:
Egyptian security?

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30318 on: March 29, 2016, 12:03:56 PM »
Morning...  evil:

Power cut all day.... and I'd just finished setting the bleeding clocks!  cussing:

Still, at least we have a gas hob to make tea:  cloud9:
3rd world countries eh?  You'll be getting hijackings next

 scared2:

How on earth do you manage to hijack an aeroplane in this day and age...?  noooo:
Egyptian security?

Bingo!

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30319 on: March 29, 2016, 12:07:08 PM »
Morning...  evil:

Power cut all day.... and I'd just finished setting the bleeding clocks!  cussing:

Still, at least we have a gas hob to make tea:  cloud9:
3rd world countries eh?  You'll be getting hijackings next

 scared2:

How on earth do you manage to hijack an aeroplane in this day and age...?  noooo:
Egyptian security?

Bingo!
Ways to improve security #23

Have dummy passengers try to sneak stuff through.  For every successful sneak the dumbo operator loses a finger or a weeks wages (their choice)

That'll keep them alert
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30320 on: March 29, 2016, 12:09:29 PM »
Morning...  evil:

Power cut all day.... and I'd just finished setting the bleeding clocks!  cussing:

Still, at least we have a gas hob to make tea:  cloud9:
3rd world countries eh?  You'll be getting hijackings next

 scared2:

How on earth do you manage to hijack an aeroplane in this day and age...?  noooo:
Egyptian security?

Bingo!
Ways to improve security #23

Have dummy passengers try to sneak stuff through.  For every successful sneak the dumbo operator loses a finger or a weeks wages (their choice)

That'll keep them alert

This already happens at Gatwick. Apart from the finger losing. 2 strikes and you get sacked.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30321 on: March 29, 2016, 12:25:16 PM »
Morning...  evil:

Power cut all day.... and I'd just finished setting the bleeding clocks!  cussing:

Still, at least we have a gas hob to make tea:  cloud9:
3rd world countries eh?  You'll be getting hijackings next

 scared2:

How on earth do you manage to hijack an aeroplane in this day and age...?  noooo:
Egyptian security?

Bingo!
Ways to improve security #23

Have dummy passengers try to sneak stuff through.  For every successful sneak the dumbo operator loses a finger or a weeks wages (their choice)

That'll keep them alert

This already happens at Gatwick. Apart from the finger losing. 2 strikes and you get sacked.

My mate is over the moon ...had to pick someone up from Larnaca today (hour n half drive ) now diverted to Paphos ..(15 mins ) ////// Thumbs:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30322 on: March 29, 2016, 12:30:58 PM »
Morning...  evil:

Power cut all day.... and I'd just finished setting the bleeding clocks!  cussing:

Still, at least we have a gas hob to make tea:  cloud9:
3rd world countries eh?  You'll be getting hijackings next

 scared2:

How on earth do you manage to hijack an aeroplane in this day and age...?  noooo:
Egyptian security?

Bingo!
Ways to improve security #23

Have dummy passengers try to sneak stuff through.  For every successful sneak the dumbo operator loses a finger or a weeks wages (their choice)

That'll keep them alert

This already happens at Gatwick. Apart from the finger losing. 2 strikes and you get sacked.

My mate is over the moon ...had to pick someone up from Larnaca today (hour n half drive ) now diverted to Paphos ..(15 mins ) ////// Thumbs:

All the bastard Larnaca flights are going over my house!  cussing:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30323 on: March 29, 2016, 12:32:00 PM »
Morning...  evil:

Power cut all day.... and I'd just finished setting the bleeding clocks!  cussing:

Still, at least we have a gas hob to make tea:  cloud9:
3rd world countries eh?  You'll be getting hijackings next

 scared2:

How on earth do you manage to hijack an aeroplane in this day and age...?  noooo:
Egyptian security?

Bingo!
Ways to improve security #23

Have dummy passengers try to sneak stuff through.  For every successful sneak the dumbo operator loses a finger or a weeks wages (their choice)

That'll keep them alert

This already happens at Gatwick. Apart from the finger losing. 2 strikes and you get sacked.

My mate is over the moon ...had to pick someone up from Larnaca today (hour n half drive ) now diverted to Paphos ..(15 mins ) ////// Thumbs:

All the bastard Larnaca flights are going over my house!  cussing:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30324 on: March 29, 2016, 12:36:24 PM »
Morning...  evil:

Power cut all day.... and I'd just finished setting the bleeding clocks!  cussing:

Still, at least we have a gas hob to make tea:  cloud9:
3rd world countries eh?  You'll be getting hijackings next

 scared2:

How on earth do you manage to hijack an aeroplane in this day and age...?  noooo:
Egyptian security?

Bingo!
Ways to improve security #23

Have dummy passengers try to sneak stuff through.  For every successful sneak the dumbo operator loses a finger or a weeks wages (their choice)

That'll keep them alert

This already happens at Gatwick. Apart from the finger losing. 2 strikes and you get sacked.
Good  :thumbsup:



Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30325 on: March 29, 2016, 12:49:20 PM »
Morning...  evil:

Power cut all day.... and I'd just finished setting the bleeding clocks!  cussing:

Still, at least we have a gas hob to make tea:  cloud9:
3rd world countries eh?  You'll be getting hijackings next

 scared2:

How on earth do you manage to hijack an aeroplane in this day and age...?  noooo:
Egyptian security?

Bingo!
Ways to improve security #23

Have dummy passengers try to sneak stuff through.  For every successful sneak the dumbo operator loses a finger or a weeks wages (their choice)

That'll keep them alert

Or don't employ rag-heads or coons ............ Thumbs:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30326 on: March 29, 2016, 01:20:33 PM »
Morning...  evil:

Power cut all day.... and I'd just finished setting the bleeding clocks!  cussing:

Still, at least we have a gas hob to make tea:  cloud9:
3rd world countries eh?  You'll be getting hijackings next

 scared2:

How on earth do you manage to hijack an aeroplane in this day and age...?  noooo:
Egyptian security?

Bingo!
Ways to improve security #23

Have dummy passengers try to sneak stuff through.  For every successful sneak the dumbo operator loses a finger or a weeks wages (their choice)

That'll keep them alert

Or don't employ rag-heads or coons ............ Thumbs:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30327 on: March 30, 2016, 04:50:09 AM »
Good morning!  angel1
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #30328 on: March 30, 2016, 05:28:28 AM »
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« Reply #30329 on: March 30, 2016, 05:31:40 AM »
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