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Is Baldy banged up ..??
« on: November 27, 2010, 03:27:14 PM »
Wasn't it his court case this week..??? haven't seen him ..?? rubschin:

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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2010, 03:57:59 PM »
Wednesday...  rubschin:
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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2010, 07:07:20 PM »
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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2010, 07:47:19 PM »
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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2010, 08:23:26 AM »
Baldy is here!  cloud9:
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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2010, 08:35:21 AM »
Prolly sneaked his i-phone into the prison
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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2010, 08:47:14 AM »
It was a funny old day.
I ended up representing myself, much to the annoyance of the judge. They had to get me an interpreter to start with.
After listening to the judge pointing out that I was there to be punished I had a go at putting my case across.

The judge wanted to know "where I came up with my rubbish?"

"The EU your honour" was my reply

"What has the EU got to do with local law in Cyprus?" she barked

"Everything, if you are an EU citizen and living in an EU country" apparently was not a good reply....if looks could kill etc..

Case adjourned until next year, I presume so that they can look up EU law and not carry on with their Kangaroo style.
I had to sign a bail form for 1500 Euros.
My mate was sitting in the gallery next to another solicitor who gave him a wink and the 'thumbs up sign' ... as long as he was not trying to pull my mate for the Gayers Solicitors Convention then I take it that I might have ruffled a few feathers!  ;)
The case continues.

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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2010, 08:47:29 AM »
Prolly sneaked his i-phone into the prison

Hidden in a body cavity like?  eeek:
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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2010, 08:48:37 AM »
It was a funny old day.
I ended up representing myself, much to the annoyance of the judge. They had to get me an interpreter to start with.
After listening to the judge pointing out that I was there to be punished I had a go at putting my case across.

The judge wanted to know "where I came up with my rubbish?"

"The EU your honour" was my reply

"What has the EU got to do with local law in Cyprus?" she barked

"Everything, if you are an EU citizen and living in an EU country" apparently was not a good reply....if looks could kill etc..

Case adjourned until next year, I presume so that they can look up EU law and not carry on with their Kangaroo style.
I had to sign a bail form for 1500 Euros.
My mate was sitting in the gallery next to another solicitor who gave him a wink and the 'thumbs up sign' ... as long as he was not trying to pull my mate for the Gayers Solicitors Convention then I take it that I might have ruffled a few feathers!  ;)
The case continues.

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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2010, 08:55:58 AM »
Their solicitor tried to hijack the case before we went into court by asking a load of questions.

Unfortunately for her, the smug bitch, she gave out some information that was very very helpful to me in my defense.  noooo:

She got so pissed off with me that she refused to speak during the hearing, hopefully her career might be in jeopardy for being a gobby cow.  smile:

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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2010, 08:56:34 AM »
Their solicitor tried to hijack the case before we went into court by asking a load of questions.

Unfortunately for her, the smug bitch, she gave out some information that was very very helpful to me in my defense.  noooo:

She got so pissed off with me that she refused to speak during the hearing, hopefully her career might be in jeopardy for being a gobby cow.  smile:

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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2011, 12:49:06 PM »
Nearly got banged up today.  lol:

You are not allowed to do your cryptic crossword in court as other cases are being carried out, that is "not being respectfull to the judge" apparently.  whistle:

Then when my mobile went off, all the court looked around with disdain.

Adjourned once again.  Wankah:

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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2011, 12:56:27 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2011, 12:58:17 PM »
Nearly got banged up today.  lol:

You are not allowed to do your cryptic crossword in court as other cases are being carried out, that is "not being respectfull to the judge" apparently.  whistle:

Then when my mobile went off, all the court looked around with disdain.

Adjourned once again.  Wankah:


Good reason to have a beer ........ whistle:

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Re: Is Baldy banged up ..??
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2011, 01:01:30 PM »
Yep, where shall us go?