Another invitation to look forward to not receiving!

[Barman]

 

[Grumpmeister]

I was in Duty Free at Terminal 1 yesterday and was asked if I'd like to appear in a promotional film they were making like... 

Remember to drink responsibly, otherwise you could end up like this.... 

[Grumpmeister]

Wenchy upstaged!

We can all wear the same outfits for both like! 

You already wore your glad rags for meeting Cameron.. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Ok .....have officially had enough of WillyKat already 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Ok .....have officially had enough of WillyKat already 

In the austere spirit of 'make do and mend'  BM has kindly converted his bucket in to the VP official 'vomit bucket', providing that when all is done we return it to him in it's original state (tight git). 

He is however, currently seeking sponsors.  You have been warned.

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh god....has he been 'revealed' then 

[Snoopy]

Exposed is more likely

[Miss Demeanour]

Is he the VP 'Stump'  as opposed to  the Top Gear 'Stig '  ?

[Barman]

I am listening you know! 

[Miss Demeanour]

You can probably hear so much better now  

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Is he the VP 'Stump'  as opposed to  the Top Gear 'Stig '  ?

I think you will find that he is the VP 'Sump' as opposed to 'Stump'...'A sump is a low space that collects any often-undesirable liquids'.

[Uncle Mort]

That'll be where the beer's pumped up from.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Quite so Uncle.  I think it is something that we have always known just never wanted to admit to ourselves.

[Barman]

Oi! 

Wot have I done to deserve all this scorn like...?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Just how long have you got the list seems to be endless....