Anyfink on the telly worth watching tonight?

[tel]

Re-chargeable, Miss D?

[tel]

Think I had better go and watch Merlin, and scoff some pate.

[Barman]

  They all say they get nowt out of watching it.

Perhaps you need a Blu Ray player like 

And a tumble dryer like.... 

[Miss Demeanour]

I haven't got a tumble dryer 

[Barman]

I haven't got a tumble dryer 

I have! 

[Miss Demeanour]

Think I had better go and watch Merlin, and scoff some pate.

That's code for X factor 

[Nick]

Star Trek fest on Film 4 

I mistyped "tar Trek fest on Film 4" 

Tipsy is watching that 

[Barman]

Nick has a telly! 

[Miss Demeanour]

Star Trek fest on Film 4 

I mistyped "tar Trek fest on Film 4" 

Tipsy is watching that 

Nick and I shared a phone call earlier ...very much like a conversations between alien species. Lots of wheezing, croaking and sniffing 

[Just One More]

But I fort wimmin didn't like porn like  

Er, they're no different to men in that respect, just don't always admit it, or prefer something a little bit less explicit.

Oh, and things are less restricted when booze is involved.

I can only repeat:

They all say they get nowt out of watching it. Taking part is another matter ... until they get you down the aisle like..... then they don't even like doing it with you.... With other people it seems but not with husbands.

I can't remember the comedians name but he said "once they're married, no more bobbing for diamonds" as he motioned his head up and down 

[Pirate]

I do ..plenty  ... we even have a secure porno viewing room at work ( restricted access of course) for the confiscated goods of course that end up in Cyprus when I go over 

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Renaissance Revolution 

[Miss Demeanour]

I can't remember the comedians name but he said "once they're married, no more bobbing for diamonds" as he motioned his head up and down 

 

[Pirate]

But I fort wimmin didn't like porn like 

Er, they're no different to men in that respect, just don't always admit it, or prefer something a little bit less explicit.

Oh, and things are less restricted when booze is involved.

I can only repeat:

They all say they get nowt out of watching it. Taking part is another matter ... until they get you down the aisle like..... then they don't even like doing it with you.... With other people it seems but not with husbands.

I can't remember the comedians name but he said "once they're married, no more bobbing for diamonds" as he motioned his head up and down 

Did he mean Bobbit?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bobbit

[Miss Demeanour]

Think he is suggesting wimmin are material creatures that will only consider pleasuring their man a certain way for a reward of some sort