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Sour Puss

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YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
« on: May 30, 2007, 05:42:00 PM »
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; noooo: you probably would tell a falsehood anyway - but your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY RESTAURANT MATH


It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.  whistle:


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)  lol:

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)  confused:

3. Add 5  ;)

4. Multiply it by 50   whistle:

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... If you haven't, add 1756.  eyes:

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.   8)

You should have a three digit number.   scared2:

The first digit of this was your original number.  ::)  (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are:  surrender:
 


YOUR AGE ! ------ point: (Oh YES, it is!!!) 
 
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK.   rubschin:

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Re: YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 06:02:34 PM »
I must have screwed up the maths somewhere unless I really am 173. redface:
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Re: YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 06:55:30 PM »
It worked for me ........................ I used a calculator  whistle:
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Re: YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 09:17:05 PM »
I must have screwed up the maths somewhere unless I really am 173. redface:

If you chose to eat out once each week then you are    point: ...73....

If not you screwed up the maths.  whistle:

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Re: YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2007, 09:21:53 PM »
It worked for me as well.

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Re: YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2007, 09:02:20 AM »
I hate these things...

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