Breadmakers... ?

[GROWLER]

Seems like a lot of mither just to cook a loaf if you ask me.

THERE IS NO MITHER! 

OK.I'M NOT DEAF!

Seems like a long TIME then, to make a loaf.

[Nick]

I can make bread by hand in about an hour or two. How long does it take you Mr Bear?

[Snoopy]

I can make bread by hand in about an hour or two. How long does it take you Mr Bear?

Have you seen the state of his nails after a day at werk? 

[GROWLER]

I can make bread by hand in about an hour or two. How long does it take you Mr Bear?

'Bout 7 minutes via the 'Late Shop'.
2 if I drive.

[Nick]

Kneading dough is a very effective way of cleaning fingernails  

[Snoopy]

Kneading dough is a very effective way of cleaning fingernails  

Exactly 

[Barman]

Seems like a lot of mither just to cook a loaf if you ask me.

THERE IS NO MITHER! 

OK.I'M NOT DEAF!

Seems like a long TIME then, to make a loaf.

Five minutes to bung the stuff in... switch it on and 3½ hours later it is ready...

[Snoopy]

Seems like a lot of mither just to cook a loaf if you ask me.

THERE IS NO MITHER! 

OK.I'M NOT DEAF!

Seems like a long TIME then, to make a loaf.

Five minutes to bung the stuff in... switch it on and 3½ hours later it is ready...

This, to a Bear who can't wait 3 days for answer to a letter he sent to the police, is like a life sentence.

Growler is an impatient bear. Misunderstood, soft and cuddlesome maybe but impatient.

[GROWLER]

Seems like a lot of mither just to cook a loaf if you ask me.

THERE IS NO MITHER!  

OK.I'M NOT DEAF!

Seems like a long TIME then, to make a loaf.

Five minutes to bung the stuff in... switch it on and 3½ hours later it is ready...

So I come 'one after a 'ard days' 'unting and stuff, and I'm starvin.
Fancy a nice chicken butty.
No bread, oh bollox.

Oh I know. I'll drag this bloody great machine out the cupboard and make meself a nice fresh loaf ey?
Should actually have died of starvation by then, so that'll save me a packet I s'pose?

[Nick]

Plan ahead you muppet. Make bread and freeze it. CHrist, you should be on Yahoo ANswers 

[GROWLER]

Plan ahead you muppet. Make bread and freeze it. CHrist, you should be on Yahoo ANswers 

Me freezers full you great turd in a tooth.

[Just One More]

Growler, just do it.

Mine was a basic machine and it has a time delay on it if I want to use it. I worked from home yesterday afternoon, so at 1600hr's, water in the machine, farmhouse flour mix on top, pressed the start button, 1900hr's ready for tea.
I could have put the water and flour in at 0700hr's and set an eight hour delay (up to 15hr delay) on it as I left the house and it would have been ready at the same time if I wanted. The smell is wonderful, the texture and flavour superb, and the satisfaction that I made that..... OK, the machine helped a bit like


Oh, and Snoopy, Lidl's in Blazing Smoke do dried yeast in sachets, and as you said, a selection of different flour mixes too

[Snoopy]

In North Wales Lidl only offer one sort of Bread Flour and no yeast  


Which only serves to confirm why I want to go home!  

The Family Seat ..... Could do with some renovation.

[GROWLER]

Growler, just do it.

Mine was a basic machine and it has a time delay on it if I want to use it. I worked from home yesterday afternoon, so at 1600hr's, water in the machine, farmhouse flour mix on top, pressed the start button, 1900hr's ready for tea.
I could have put the water and flour in at 0700hr's and set an eight hour delay (up to 15hr delay) on it as I left the house and it would have been ready at the same time if I wanted. The smell is wonderful, the texture and flavour superb, and the satisfaction that I made that..... OK, the machine helped a bit like


Oh, and Snoopy, Lidl's in Blazing Smoke do dried yeast in sachets, and as you said, a selection of different flour mixes too

Thanks for that JOM.

You see, this is exactly how and why you're one of my best friends.  
Dead 'elpful and never sarcy stroppy and rude to me.

I didn't know that they came with timers on them, so my attitude has now changed a tad.

[Snoopy]

  I EVEN GAVE YOU THE RECIPE