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Train journeys
« on: July 13, 2007, 09:15:38 AM »
What is it with this country and its collapsing infrastructure?

Journey 1: Crewe to Hereford: uneventful
Journey 2: Hereford to London

Change at Newport. Get off train. "No London trains are stopping at Newport. Get back on the train, go to Cardiff and await orders." Go to Cardiff. All trains cancelled or severley delatyed (signalling problems). Platform announcements and display boards in WELSH! Much conferring among passengers.

Train shows up and we are told it will go non stop to Lond. Fab. It stops at Newport (!) ("Hey I left here 90 minutes ago") but frustrated passengers on station are reufsed entry ("not a scheduled stop"). Angry faces at window and much shouting at rail staff. Train crawls out of station and then stops as the tunnel ahead is blocked. 45 minutes of sheep watching follow cussing:. Arrive London at 9.30 p.m. (original arrival time was 7.00)


Journey 3: Euston to Runcorn

7.17 train cancelled
8.17 train delayed
Train leaves at 9.05 (signalling problems)
Train stops at Watford Junction (someone had decided to end it all, entrails on the track)
Arrive Runcorn midnight (scheduled time was 10.00)
Station car park locked so Nickmobile inaccessible.
Phone calls eventually produce a grumpy security guard who lets us (about 20 irritable sods) get our cars.
Arrive home 1.45 a.m.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 09:19:42 AM »
Why don't you drive to these places?

The Wales-Paddington line is notoriously unreliable.

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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 09:27:08 AM »
Why don't you drive to these places?

The Wales-Paddington line is notoriously unreliable.

Thanks for the information evil:. No use to me now is it?! Banghead Banghead
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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 09:28:48 AM »
Sorry, I did think that everyone I ever spoke to knew my feelings.  redface: Banghead

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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 09:31:06 AM »
Take a nationwide, integrated transport infrastructure and break it up into separately managed bits? Hmmmnnnn? bloody brilliant idea that was.  rubschin:
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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 09:31:47 AM »
Sorry, I did think that everyone I ever spoke to knew my feelings.  redface: Banghead
And ignored them?   point:
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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 09:33:26 AM »
Sorry, I did think that everyone I ever spoke to knew my feelings.  redface: Banghead
And ignored them?   point:

Mr Wench?!?!?  eeek:

Don't tell me you lot have discovered how to tune me out too!  sad24:


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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 09:35:24 AM »
Sorry, I did think that everyone I ever spoke to knew my feelings.  redface: Banghead
And ignored them?   point:

Mr Wench?!?!?  eeek:

Don't tell me you lot have discovered how to tune me out too!  sad24:


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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 09:36:00 AM »
 Banghead sad24: Banghead

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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2007, 09:57:29 AM »
Never mind Wenchy, at Barman's incredibly advanced age his hearing is bound to be going  point:
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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2007, 10:23:46 AM »
How did you get to Crewe and why return to Runcorn?

Why did you not get train from Crewe straight to London, ?12.50 one way if booked early and about an hour and 50 minutes?

Runcorn, makes Crewe appear nice.

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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2007, 11:39:09 AM »
Why don't you drive to these places?

The Wales-Paddington line is notoriously unreliable.

My Great Grandfather helped build that line.








Errr I realise that is no recommendation. redface:
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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2007, 12:09:17 PM »
How did you get to Crewe and why return to Runcorn?

Why did you not get train from Crewe straight to London, ?12.50 one way if booked early and about an hour and 50 minutes?

Runcorn, makes Crewe appear nice.

Because I had to go to hereford.

OK?

And I went to Crewe on the Train from Runcorn (uneventfully)
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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2007, 12:14:31 PM »
But why didn't you drive?  eeek:

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Re: Train journeys
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2007, 12:22:49 PM »
Home - Hereford - London (Oxford Circus) and back home in 36 hours. NO thanks.

ANd anyway I have given the planet 1 nanosecond of relief from global warming.
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