Piglet born
Nick exposed to ridicule
BM and Miss D have hangovers
Growler cross about things.
That covers 95% I think
Welcome back BTW My thanks go to DS for the above information.
Congratulations and commiserations to BM. Hope that all is well with the Mother and bratling and that LL is not too gooey although I suppose it is allowed.

Limited commiserations to Miss D and BM on their hangovers you bought it on yourselves even if there was something to celebrate and let's face it you would have been hungover even if there was nothing to celebrate other than the drowning of a goat in the swimming
oil slickpool.

Growler , commiserations but said in a very quiet voice as I know you don't want them and would much prefer to continue being grumpy therefore, on second thoughts, I feel it is my duty to oblige in the 'grumpy stakes'.
GROWLER.. COMMISERATIONS BLOKE MAY THE GRUMP BE WITH YOU.Nick... No change commiserations congratulations and despair in equal proportions.
