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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4950 on: April 01, 2019, 07:06:36 PM »
This year we could possibly see the end of May before the end of April........ rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4951 on: April 01, 2019, 07:37:44 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4952 on: April 03, 2019, 06:54:16 PM »
http://thehookmag.com/2017/02/23-funniest-trip-adviser-reviews-ever-124198/

Midgets! happy001

How many of them are yours...? ::)

Oh sweet lord !! I'm laughing so much at the midget one I can't breathe!! total giggle breakdown. I'm crying with laughter and not supposed to get my lashes wet for 24 hours!!!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4953 on: April 03, 2019, 07:04:33 PM »
http://thehookmag.com/2017/02/23-funniest-trip-adviser-reviews-ever-124198/

Midgets! happy001

How many of them are yours...? ::)

Oh sweet lord !! I'm laughing so much at the midget one I can't breathe!! total giggle breakdown. I'm crying with laughter and not supposed to get my lashes wet for 24 hours!!!
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I couldn't work out if they were upset about the Porn DVD being there or that the staff retrieved it before they could view it
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4954 on: April 03, 2019, 10:10:59 PM »
Hi guys Warning'...................



IV been getting spammed in Messenger by a guy called Buster,


He keeps sending me videos of songs by 70s Glam Rockers The Sweet ,






So does anyone know a way There's got to be a way to Block Buster???..........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4955 on: April 04, 2019, 04:34:46 AM »
Hi guys Warning'...................



IV been getting spammed in Messenger by a guy called Buster,


He keeps sending me videos of songs by 70s Glam Rockers The Sweet ,






So does anyone know a way There's got to be a way to Block Buster???..........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4956 on: April 04, 2019, 05:58:17 AM »
Hi guys Warning'...................



IV been getting spammed in Messenger by a guy called Buster,


He keeps sending me videos of songs by 70s Glam Rockers The Sweet ,






So does anyone know a way There's got to be a way to Block Buster???..........
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4957 on: April 04, 2019, 11:33:11 PM »
As you may know I work in the wedding industry. Can't believe this  noooo:

I was at a wedding the other day and as the beautiful bride walked down the aisle, the guest beside me whispered "I give it 6 months"
Clearly outraged and uncomfortable with his comment I told him to not be so disrespectful and asked him why on earth he would say such a thing....

He replied,

"I'm her doctor"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4958 on: April 05, 2019, 04:29:57 AM »
As you may know I work in the wedding industry. Can't believe this  noooo:

I was at a wedding the other day and as the beautiful bride walked down the aisle, the guest beside me whispered "I give it 6 months"
Clearly outraged and uncomfortable with his comment I told him to not be so disrespectful and asked him why on earth he would say such a thing....

He replied,

"I'm her doctor"

 eeek:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4959 on: April 05, 2019, 10:27:52 AM »
As you may know I work in the wedding industry. Can't believe this  noooo:

I was at a wedding the other day and as the beautiful bride walked down the aisle, the guest beside me whispered "I give it 6 months"
Clearly outraged and uncomfortable with his comment I told him to not be so disrespectful and asked him why on earth he would say such a thing....

He replied,

"I'm her doctor"

 eeek:

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lol: lol: lol: lol:
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4960 on: April 05, 2019, 11:12:12 AM »
As you may know I work in the wedding industry. Can't believe this  noooo:

I was at a wedding the other day and as the beautiful bride walked down the aisle, the guest beside me whispered "I give it 6 months"
Clearly outraged and uncomfortable with his comment I told him to not be so disrespectful and asked him why on earth he would say such a thing....

He replied,

"I'm her doctor"

 eeek:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4961 on: April 05, 2019, 04:32:53 PM »
As you may know I work in the wedding industry. Can't believe this  noooo:

I was at a wedding the other day and as the beautiful bride walked down the aisle, the guest beside me whispered "I give it 6 months"
Clearly outraged and uncomfortable with his comment I told him to not be so disrespectful and asked him why on earth he would say such a thing....

He replied,

"I'm her doctor"

 eeek:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4962 on: April 05, 2019, 09:18:57 PM »





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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4963 on: April 05, 2019, 09:22:03 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4964 on: April 05, 2019, 10:56:16 PM »

Unread post  17 minutes ago #815
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, itís me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "Iím at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. Itís only £2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thingÖ I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. Theyíre asking £980,000 for it."
MAN:"Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £900,000. Theyíll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if itís what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. Iíll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whoís phone this is?"
Well, whatever nevermind