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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4665 on: September 14, 2018, 02:47:01 PM »
We call our grandad "Spiderman"

He hasn’t got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4666 on: September 14, 2018, 04:52:42 PM »
We call our grandad "Spiderman"

He hasn’t got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4667 on: September 14, 2018, 05:09:11 PM »
We call our grandad "Spiderman"

He hasn’t got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4668 on: September 15, 2018, 08:03:51 PM »
We call our grandad "Spiderman"

He hasn’t got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4669 on: September 20, 2018, 03:10:22 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4670 on: September 20, 2018, 03:55:07 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4671 on: September 21, 2018, 10:53:37 PM »
Paddy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing," said Paddy.
Once, on my way to the pub, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the living daylights out of the lot of ya!"
St. Peter was impressed, " And when did this happen?"
Paddy replied"About a couple of minutes ago."!!!
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4672 on: September 22, 2018, 06:50:01 AM »
Paddy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing," said Paddy.
Once, on my way to the pub, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the living daylights out of the lot of ya!"
St. Peter was impressed, " And when did this happen?"
Paddy replied"About a couple of minutes ago."!!!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4673 on: September 22, 2018, 04:28:28 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4674 on: September 23, 2018, 10:21:55 PM »
Paddy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing," said Paddy.
Once, on my way to the pub, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the living daylights out of the lot of ya!"
St. Peter was impressed, " And when did this happen?"
Paddy replied"About a couple of minutes ago."!!!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4675 on: September 24, 2018, 07:32:56 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4676 on: October 07, 2018, 07:18:18 PM »
A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quins, five big baby boys."
The redneck said, "Well, I'm not surprised. I have a penis on me like a fecking chimney."
The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4677 on: October 08, 2018, 05:00:58 AM »
A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quins, five big baby boys."
The redneck said, "Well, I'm not surprised. I have a penis on me like a fecking chimney."
The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4678 on: October 08, 2018, 05:15:24 AM »
My mate managed to commit suicide by jumping in front of a steam train.

He was chuffed to bits.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4679 on: October 08, 2018, 08:37:37 AM »
My mate managed to commit suicide by jumping in front of a steam train.

He was chuffed to bits.
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