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[Barman]

We call our grandad "Spiderman"

He hasn’t got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

 

[Uncle Mort]

We call our grandad "Spiderman"

He hasn’t got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

 

[Steve]

We call our grandad "Spiderman"

He hasn’t got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

 

[Darwins Selection]

We call our grandad "Spiderman"

He hasn’t got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

 

[Nick]

An Affs, but who cares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUYpH1ashMc

[Barman]

An Affs, but who cares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUYpH1ashMc

AFFS! 

[Steve]

Paddy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing," said Paddy.
Once, on my way to the pub, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the living daylights out of the lot of ya!"
St. Peter was impressed, " And when did this happen?"
Paddy replied"About a couple of minutes ago."!!!

[Barman]

Paddy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing," said Paddy.
Once, on my way to the pub, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the living daylights out of the lot of ya!"
St. Peter was impressed, " And when did this happen?"
Paddy replied"About a couple of minutes ago."!!!

 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Paddy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing," said Paddy.
Once, on my way to the pub, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the living daylights out of the lot of ya!"
St. Peter was impressed, " And when did this happen?"
Paddy replied"About a couple of minutes ago."!!!

 

[Steve]

[Steve]

A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quins, five big baby boys."
The redneck said, "Well, I'm not surprised. I have a penis on me like a fecking chimney."
The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black.

[Barman]

A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quins, five big baby boys."
The redneck said, "Well, I'm not surprised. I have a penis on me like a fecking chimney."
The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black.

 

[Barman]

My mate managed to commit suicide by jumping in front of a steam train.

He was chuffed to bits.

[Steve]

My mate managed to commit suicide by jumping in front of a steam train.

He was chuffed to bits.