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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1260 on: February 14, 2012, 12:18:19 PM »
It's not right, but it's okay'

...sings Whitney Houston's coroner as he slowly unbuckles his belt.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1261 on: February 15, 2012, 03:13:35 PM »
I can't believe drinking costs the NHS £2.7bn a year.

I'm definitely going to their Christmas party  :thumbsup:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1262 on: February 16, 2012, 01:49:06 PM »
I can't believe drinking costs the NHS £2.7bn a year.

I'm definitely going to their Christmas party  :thumbsup:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1263 on: February 18, 2012, 11:52:10 AM »
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1264 on: February 22, 2012, 10:28:08 PM »
Just got back from Thailand and came so close to shagging a ladyboy..........
Looked like a lady,
walked like a lady,
talked like a lady
even kissed like a lady!!!!!

It wasn't until she drove us to her place and reversed into a spot first time I thought........f**king hang on!!!!!
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1265 on: February 22, 2012, 10:30:41 PM »
Just got back from Thailand and came so close to shagging a ladyboy..........
Looked like a lady,
walked like a lady,
talked like a lady
even kissed like a lady!!!!!

It wasn't until she drove us to her place and reversed into a spot first time I thought........f**king hang on!!!!!


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1266 on: February 23, 2012, 04:58:48 AM »
Just got back from Thailand and came so close to shagging a ladyboy..........
Looked like a lady,
walked like a lady,
talked like a lady
even kissed like a lady!!!!!

It wasn't until she drove us to her place and reversed into a spot first time I thought........f**king hang on!!!!!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1267 on: March 04, 2012, 08:31:15 PM »
I bought a pair of shoes from TK MAXX the other day. They were reduced from £159 to just £19.99. I didn't like them very much and they weren't my size. And I haven't got any legs after I had a road accident last year, but I just can't resist a bargain.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1268 on: March 04, 2012, 08:32:35 PM »
I bought a pair of shoes from TK MAXX the other day. They were reduced from £159 to just £19.99. I didn't like them very much and they weren't my size. And I haven't got any legs after I had a road accident last year, but I just can't resist a bargain.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1270 on: March 05, 2012, 06:20:32 PM »
Like rats in London, itís our ambition that you will never be more than five metres from a Costa coffee shop

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1271 on: March 06, 2012, 08:03:05 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1274 on: March 06, 2012, 08:22:38 AM »
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