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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #810 on: June 21, 2011, 01:50:54 PM »
Little Billy was upstairs watching TV in his bedroom. He comes downstairs and said to his dad, "what's love juice?" His dad looks horrified, but tells Billy all about sex and why a woman gets "wet". Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement
Dad asks, "so, WTF were you watching?"
Billy replied, "Wimbledon"






and I know you can't get that score in tennis


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #811 on: June 21, 2011, 06:45:17 PM »
My mrs just said to me ' You have been having an affair with that Welsh slapper from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'

I replied ... 'How can you say that ? '



I thought my mother-in-law would have been an ideal candidate for a new reality show I saw advertised . That was until I realised the title actually read Old Fact Hunt .
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #812 on: June 21, 2011, 07:51:08 PM »
I thought my mother-in-law would have been an ideal candidate for a new reality show I saw advertised . That was until I realised the title actually read Old Fact Hunt .

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #813 on: June 22, 2011, 06:45:52 AM »
Some jackass nearly ran me off the road the other night.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #814 on: June 22, 2011, 06:49:13 AM »
I've heard there's a new drive-thru restaurant opening soon called McCanns.

The window is always open and you take what you want.........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #815 on: June 22, 2011, 07:29:37 AM »
Some jackass nearly ran me off the road the other night.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #816 on: June 22, 2011, 03:39:06 PM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #817 on: June 22, 2011, 04:15:59 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #818 on: June 22, 2011, 05:42:39 PM »
LL would like this  angel1
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #819 on: June 24, 2011, 06:01:28 AM »
I asked a Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had . He fell asleep while counting them
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #820 on: June 24, 2011, 06:04:57 AM »
I was shagging a woman over her kitchen table when her husband walked in the front door . She said 'Quick . The back door'
Her hubby caught us at it , but there was no way I was gonna turn down that opportunity .
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #821 on: June 24, 2011, 07:32:59 AM »
I was shagging a woman over her kitchen table when her husband walked in the front door . She said 'Quick . The back door'
Her hubby caught us at it , but there was no way I was gonna turn down that opportunity .

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #822 on: June 24, 2011, 02:39:20 PM »
When asked by journalists what they would be doing this summer Arsene Wenger said "I will plan tactics so that Arsenal will win a trophy next season."

Harry Rednap said " I will spend the summer shagging Kylie Minogue, Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie at the same time."

When the journalist told Harry to be serious he pointed to Arsene Wenger and said... "Well he fucking started it!"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #823 on: June 24, 2011, 02:53:55 PM »
When asked by journalists what they would be doing this summer Arsene Wenger said "I will plan tactics so that Arsenal will win a trophy next season."

Harry Rednap said " I will spend the summer shagging Kylie Minogue, Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie at the same time."

When the journalist told Harry to be serious he pointed to Arsene Wenger and said... "Well he fucking started it!"

This is a football-related joke is it...? Shrugs:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #824 on: June 24, 2011, 03:05:14 PM »
When asked by journalists what they would be doing this summer Arsene Wenger said "I will plan tactics so that Arsenal will win a trophy next season."

Harry Rednap said " I will spend the summer shagging Kylie Minogue, Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie at the same time."

When the journalist told Harry to be serious he pointed to Arsene Wenger and said... "Well he fucking started it!"

This is a football-related joke is it...? Shrugs:

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