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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #405 on: February 07, 2011, 07:48:54 AM »
Surely you have to pot the brown first...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #406 on: February 07, 2011, 07:56:12 AM »
You play by your roolz & we'll play by ours  razz:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #407 on: February 07, 2011, 08:01:37 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #408 on: February 07, 2011, 08:06:40 AM »
A few of you will definitely need the rest to help your performance  whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #409 on: February 07, 2011, 08:09:49 AM »
A few of you will definitely need the rest to help your performance  whistle:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #410 on: February 08, 2011, 03:23:01 PM »
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THIS MONTH'S

HALF PRICE

SPECIAL OFFER

SMALL AND EXTRA SMALL

INDOOR AND OUTDOOR CAR COVERS

25% OFF
THE USUAL PRICE

Yup - that means an extra small outdoor for only 26.25 + vat

of an Extra Small Indoor for only 16.50

ONLY IF ORDERED VIA TELEPHONE WITH
THE CODE BELOW

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #411 on: February 08, 2011, 03:25:33 PM »
Covered or not LL will still notice it in the living room.  ;D
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #412 on: February 08, 2011, 03:38:56 PM »
Covered or not LL will still notice it in the living room.  ;D

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #413 on: February 08, 2011, 10:36:23 PM »
The Winter Boots                                 

Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this.                                 

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her reception

class pupils put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why. 

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't

want to go on.

 By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the

wrong feet.'
 

She looked, and sure enough, they were.


It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots

back on, this time on the correct feet.

He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why

didn't you say so? ' like she wanted to.
Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his

little feet.

 No sooner had they got the boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's

boots. My Mum made me wear 'em.'
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the

boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?'

He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

She will be eligible for parole in three years.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #414 on: February 08, 2011, 10:55:17 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #415 on: February 09, 2011, 05:13:42 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #416 on: February 09, 2011, 08:17:47 PM »
The Egyptian Government have come up with a plan to stop the riots in Cairo.  Get in a car, honk the horn and chill out.

They're calling it 'toot-n-kalm-doon'.  ;D
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #417 on: February 09, 2011, 08:18:41 PM »
Mr Thread? Meet Mr Bottom of the Barrel.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #418 on: February 09, 2011, 08:24:27 PM »
The Egyptian Government have come up with a plan to stop the riots in Cairo.  Get in a car, honk the horn and chill out.

They're calling it 'toot-n-kalm-doon'.  ;D

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #419 on: February 10, 2011, 05:12:43 AM »
The Egyptian Government have come up with a plan to stop the riots in Cairo.  Get in a car, honk the horn and chill out.

They're calling it 'toot-n-kalm-doon'.  ;D

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