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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5100 on: June 14, 2019, 07:12:39 PM »
Sometimes when you cry nobody sees your tears...

Sometimes when you're hurt nobody sees your pain...

Sometimes when you're sad nobody sees your sorrow...

BUT FART JUST ONE TIME.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5101 on: June 17, 2019, 11:35:17 AM »
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty quid," she says.

He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5102 on: June 17, 2019, 11:37:20 AM »
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty quid," she says.

He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5103 on: June 18, 2019, 09:07:08 AM »
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty quid," she says.

He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5104 on: June 18, 2019, 07:48:55 PM »
The new girl at work slapped me today because I asked if she spits it out or swallows it.

Seemed a reasonable question considering we both work as wine tasters!!
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5105 on: June 18, 2019, 08:24:52 PM »
The new girl at work slapped me today because I asked if she spits it out or swallows it.

Seemed a reasonable question considering we both work as wine tasters!!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5106 on: June 19, 2019, 06:48:56 AM »
The new girl at work slapped me today because I asked if she spits it out or swallows it.

Seemed a reasonable question considering we both work as wine tasters!!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5107 on: June 19, 2019, 03:02:30 PM »
Bought the mother-in-law a Jack Daniels T-shirt having told me she is fond of spirits.... Thumbs:



She said " I am a medium "...... cussing:


F88king liar.... noooo:  XXL fits her perfect......... Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5108 on: June 19, 2019, 03:19:38 PM »
Bought the mother-in-law a Jack Daniels T-shirt having told me she is fond of spirits.... Thumbs:



She said " I am a medium "...... cussing:


F88king liar.... noooo:  XXL fits her perfect......... Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5109 on: June 19, 2019, 10:02:09 PM »


LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5110 on: June 19, 2019, 10:22:04 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5111 on: June 20, 2019, 12:17:15 AM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5113 on: June 20, 2019, 06:00:38 PM »
for BM?

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The Doctor suggested I should do squats to help my back.

So I've moved all the beer to the bottom shelf of the fridge.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5114 on: June 20, 2019, 06:39:19 PM »
for BM?

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The Doctor suggested I should do squats to help my back.

So I've moved all the beer to the bottom shelf of the fridge.

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