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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5040 on: May 09, 2019, 11:14:15 AM »
I bumped into an old mate earlier...I asked him what he is up to these days ?????



"I cook meals for the homeless,drug addicts and people with addiction to drinking and gambling and that sort of thing"


" Charity work ???? " 








No Weatherspoons ........ redface:


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5041 on: May 09, 2019, 11:14:44 AM »
I bumped into an old mate earlier...I asked him what he is up to these days ?????



"I cook meals for the homeless,drug addicts and people with addiction to drinking and gambling and that sort of thing"


" Charity work ???? " 








No Weatherspoons ........ redface:


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5042 on: May 09, 2019, 11:42:28 AM »
So I just posted that joke on another forum and guess what some arsehole replied?

"Just one problem Wetherspoons stopped doing Sunday roast dinners some time ago."

What a loser

Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5043 on: May 09, 2019, 12:12:18 PM »
So I just posted that joke on another forum and guess what some arsehole replied?

"Just one problem Wetherspoons stopped doing Sunday roast dinners some time ago."

What a loser

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5044 on: May 09, 2019, 12:17:54 PM »
So I just posted that joke on another forum and guess what some arsehole replied?

"Just one problem Wetherspoons stopped doing Sunday roast dinners some time ago."

What a loser

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 noooo:  Sad people .........


(BTW where's my comission  rubschin: )..

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5045 on: May 09, 2019, 12:23:31 PM »
So I just posted that joke on another forum and guess what some arsehole replied?

"Just one problem Wetherspoons stopped doing Sunday roast dinners some time ago."

What a loser

 noooo:

 noooo:  Sad people .........


(BTW where's my comission  rubschin: )..

You owe us that for us having to change the spelling... ::)
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5046 on: May 09, 2019, 12:39:24 PM »
So I just posted that joke on another forum and guess what some arsehole replied?

"Just one problem Wetherspoons stopped doing Sunday roast dinners some time ago."

What a loser

 noooo:

 noooo:  Sad people .........


(BTW where's my comission  rubschin: )..

You owe us that for us having to change the spelling... ::)

You Too........ cussing:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5047 on: May 09, 2019, 01:05:11 PM »
So I just posted that joke on another forum and guess what some arsehole replied?

"Just one problem Wetherspoons stopped doing Sunday roast dinners some time ago."

What a loser

 noooo:

 noooo:  Sad people .........


(BTW where's my comission  rubschin: )..
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5048 on: May 10, 2019, 10:13:58 AM »
 Paddy buys two six packs of beer. He placed them on the front seat of his car and headed home but stopped off at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over & knocked on his passenger window.

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in barter old fellow, would you be interested in trading sex for beer?

Paddy thought for a few seconds and asked, “What kind of beer you got?”
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5049 on: May 10, 2019, 10:54:34 AM »
Paddy buys two six packs of beer. He placed them on the front seat of his car and headed home but stopped off at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over & knocked on his passenger window.

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in barter old fellow, would you be interested in trading sex for beer?

Paddy thought for a few seconds and asked, “What kind of beer you got?”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5050 on: May 10, 2019, 11:55:56 AM »
Paddy buys two six packs of beer. He placed them on the front seat of his car and headed home but stopped off at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over & knocked on his passenger window.

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in barter old fellow, would you be interested in trading sex for beer?

Paddy thought for a few seconds and asked, “What kind of beer you got?”


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5051 on: May 13, 2019, 06:29:05 PM »
We're getting a Karen Carpenter tribute act at the village amphitheatre next month!  :thumbsup:

Apparently this bird is so like her she loses weight throughout the act....  redface:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5052 on: May 13, 2019, 11:36:41 PM »
We're getting a Karen Carpenter tribute act at the village amphitheatre next month!  :thumbsup:

Apparently this bird is so like her she loses weight throughout the act....  redface:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5053 on: May 14, 2019, 03:17:57 PM »
We're getting a Karen Carpenter tribute act at the village amphitheatre next month!  :thumbsup:

Apparently this bird is so like her she loses weight throughout the act....  redface:

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A joke so bad that not even Apey would use it...  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5054 on: May 14, 2019, 03:20:36 PM »
We're getting a Karen Carpenter tribute act at the village amphitheatre next month!  :thumbsup:

Apparently this bird is so like her she loses weight throughout the act....  redface:

 tunble:

A joke so bad that not even Apey would use it...  noooo:

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Well it made I larf...
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