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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2010, 03:44:44 PM »


Quote from: Nick on July 09, 2010, 03:39:22 PM
The werld is full of gay bars and pubs and such nowadays. I accidentally went into the Coleherene for a pint in the 70s  eeek:

SO that option has been round for years, I am sure.


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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2010, 03:50:18 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 09, 2010, 03:29:47 PM
If you don't fancy it then a simple "No Thanks" is all that is required.

I found a more forceful "Fvck off!" was needed once, in a B&B, in Sweden  eeek:
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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2010, 04:01:42 PM »
 lol: lol:

Some people just can't take rejection can they?
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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2010, 04:06:49 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 09, 2010, 04:01:42 PM
lol: lol:

Some people just can't take rejection can they?

 lol:   Either that or my attempt at No Thanks in Swedish didn't work  ;D
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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2010, 04:58:12 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 09, 2010, 02:58:05 PM
Quote from: Pirate on July 08, 2010, 07:20:56 PM
Although when I was younger I used to be mistaken for Jason King. Used to be quite pleased...until he was caught out in mens toilets in Kings Square in Gloucester evil:

Pirate was "mistaken for Jason King" ..... who was born in August 1933.
That means that Mr Wyngarde (if he has been spared) is now nearing 77 years of age so would have been 42 when he was apprehended cottaging in Gloucester.

Dream on Pirate ~ either you are a lot older than you have previously suggested or you were a little boy who THOUGHT HOPED he looked like Peter Wyngarde.

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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2010, 06:03:25 PM »
What about the "et alia" ...  whistle:

Massages ...  cloud9: ...  scared2: ...  eyes: ...  shocked003 ...  8) ...  cry: ...  noooo: ... and not forgetting  surrender:
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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2010, 07:05:04 PM »
Well observed  happ096
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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2010, 07:41:03 PM »
Thanks Unc. I had a beast of a massage once in the Caribbean, a veritable Mandingo pummelling  eeek:   I left the premises feeling like a cross between a slice of streaky bacon and plasticene  confused:
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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2010, 10:11:35 PM »
Seperated at birth?

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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2010, 06:52:59 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 09, 2010, 07:41:03 PM
Thanks Unc. I had a beast of a massage once in the Caribbean, a veritable Mandingo pummelling  eeek:   I left the premises feeling like a cross between a slice of streaky bacon and plasticene  confused:

I love massages ....I had one once where the slip of a girl stood up onto the bench and then started walking all over me  eeek:, after the initial shock it was actually really rather pleasant. The things she could do with her feet ( sorry Snoops  lol: )
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« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2010, 10:09:17 AM »
Love body massage.  Best ones I ever had were in Thailand.  Lasted over an hour and cost next to nothing. cloud9:  I would have them on a daily basis, laying on bamboo matting on a beach. Would also have a foot massage in the evening.  Comfortable chairs.  Massage up to my knees, fell asleep every time.  Note to self book another trip to Thailand soon.
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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2010, 10:15:06 AM »
Wandering around London one day about 20 years ago and suffering from back pain I stumbled across a very posh looking massage place (it had a brass plate and copies of The Economist in the waiting room). I was offered rather more than I had bargained for  eeek:

What is Breast Relief anyhoo?
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« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2010, 11:19:18 AM »
 Shrugs:

This perhaps?

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Re: Barbers, hairdressers et alia
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2010, 01:25:31 PM »
Mammagymnophilia   whistle:
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« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2010, 01:33:44 PM »
How do you spell that?  eeek:
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