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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2007, 09:10:59 AM »
Looking at the story I'm pretty sure that they should have been able to tell that the laptop bags weren't empty. I can't exactly see ?300k worth of cocaine not weighing a noticeable amount.

At the very least curiosity would have lead anyone with half a brain to open the bag,

Guilty as charged, send them down.
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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2007, 11:15:10 AM »
Look you cynical lot, the parents have stated most vhenomously that their sweet little angels Yasmine and Yatunde  eeek:  ARE INNOCENT. OK?
Let them go NOW!





this was a public information opinion from father christmas whilst GROWLER is out hunting for a poisonous reptile.

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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2007, 11:29:26 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 14, 2007, 11:15:10 AM
GROWLER is out hunting for a poisonous reptile.

Anyone we know? ;)
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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2007, 01:15:18 PM »
The trouble with teenage girls is they believe that their charms will see them through all situations.

No wonder they are crying, they were caught, they won't get the money and they have just learned that humiliating lesson that they are not the centre of the universe.

I don't suppose the jail time will help either...

It makes me worry about how many do succeed though...
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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2007, 08:09:14 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on July 15, 2007, 01:15:18 PM

It makes me worry about how many do succeed though...

Well if you see ANYONE driving one of these with blacked out windows, it's an odds on certainty that they have, .....or they play football....professionally. ::)



Probably the worlds most despised car. evil:
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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2007, 10:52:52 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 15, 2007, 08:09:14 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on July 15, 2007, 01:15:18 PM

It makes me worry about how many do succeed though...

Well if you see ANYONE driving one of these with blacked out windows, it's an odds on certainty that they have, .....or they play football....professionally. ::)



Probably the worlds most despised car. evil:

I would have to agree there Growler, in our local ghetto (about four miles away) there are several of these swankmobiles crusing about.

You'd think anyone that could afford them would be in bed at six on a Sunday morning, but no, there they are swanning around with their entourage of vans and corner scouts all bright eyed and bushy tailed.

Can it be that plod hasn't heard about it?   ::)
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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2007, 11:05:16 PM »
I have come across two that DO belong to drug dealers. One in a valet bay...regular customer apparently, presumably to hoover up all the white dust...wondered why the valeter was sniffin' the carpet. ::)
The other one was actually a Porsche Caeman, or whatever they're called, same thing but with a different badge.
The mechanics were shitting themslves that they found the fault successfully. scared2:
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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2007, 12:11:40 PM »
Judging from the spelling I think you meant a Cayman, but they arent 4x4's they are a modernised version of the iconic porsche racer:



I think you meant one of these, the Cayenne:

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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2007, 12:30:31 PM »
Actually, in the aforementioned ghetto I have seen some Porsche (whatevers) that look very similar to the BMW photoed above.

I didn't take so much interest in it as to get the model name, but I can confirm that it does exist.    It looks exactly like what it is used for - Posing!  There is usually just one race driving - does that make me observant or racist?  And all the street girls wet themselves when they appear.

It makes me a tad displeased with a police force that walks straight past these tumors in order to put a ticket on some modest Cortina or somesuch.   evil:
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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2007, 12:34:35 PM »
My neighbour has one. He is young, wealthy and does not appear to work.

Should I be concerned?
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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2007, 12:42:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2007, 12:34:35 PM
My neighbour has one. He is young, wealthy and does not appear to work.

Should I be concerned?

Only if he asks for a 'favour'.
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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2007, 12:48:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2007, 12:34:35 PM
My neighbour has one. He is young, wealthy and does not appear to work.

Should I be concerned?

Are the windows heavily tinted? Does he have a shaven head? Is his neck just simply part of his shoulders?

1 or all 3 of these answered yes, and I'm afraid the answer to your question is also yes.
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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2007, 12:51:06 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2007, 12:11:40 PM
Judging from the spelling I think you meant a Cayman, but they arent 4x4's they are a modernised version of the iconic porsche racer:



I think you meant one of these, the Cayenne:




Yes, sorry about that, I meant Cayenne.
That picture by the way is a VWToureg IIRC?
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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2007, 01:12:22 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 16, 2007, 12:51:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2007, 12:11:40 PM
Judging from the spelling I think you meant a Cayman, but they arent 4x4's they are a modernised version of the iconic porsche racer:



I think you meant one of these, the Cayenne:




Yes, sorry about that, I meant Cayenne.
That picture by the way is a VWToureg IIRC?

The big V & W on the front are a bit of a clue. ::)

What a disgusting colour. It matches Wenchies dream food mixer. sick2:
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Re: Call me an old cynic
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2007, 01:24:16 PM »
No, that was pink, this is purple. Although it is a very pretty car. It does match my new shoes though.

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