He is now bizzy with bacon and eggs. He tells me Britt Ekland lives in a hut nearby 
YOU are one cheeky bastard you are.
Call me old fashioned...p'raps let's not go down that road again on 2nd thoughts

....but I would not have the bare face bloody cheek and impudence to just force myself onto someone like you've done, blustering on about
needing somewhere to stay for the night, lah de dah de dum dum., ffs.

Got to give you 10/10 for downright blatant scrounging, must be honest.
Pasty. You are a star mate.
Daft as a brush and far too generous and accomodating, especially as it's that pot bellied ginger bearded arse tit that you've had to accomodate and put up with.