I-Pod of the Storm. Nick take note

[Grumpmeister]

A cautionary tale for all but especially for Nick given his cataclysmic magnetism..

BOSTON (Reuters) - Here's a handy tip for joggers: If you think you might get caught in a thunderstorm, leave your music player at home.

Doctors at Vancouver General Hospital in Canada said a 37-year-old jogger wearing an iPod was burned on his chest, neck and face after the man and a nearby tree were struck by lightning in 2005. The burns traced the path of the earphones, they said.

The patient's eardrums were ruptured and the tiny bones in his middle ears were dislocated, the doctors wrote in a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine.


The man's jawbone broke in four places and both jaw joints were dislocated, probably because the electric current made his jaw muscles contract violently, Eric Heffernan, Dr. Peter Munk and Dr. Luck Louis wrote in their letter.

The metal in the earphones helped channel the current and cause the injuries, they said.

"Although the use of a device such as an iPod may not increase the chances of being struck by lightning, in this case, the combination of sweat and metal earphones directed the current to, and through, the patient's head," they said.

Heffernan said it's not just iPod headphones that pose a risk. "I think that this has the potential to occur with any sort of headphones."

Two years later, more than half the patient's hearing is gone and he cannot hear high frequency sounds, even with hearing aids.

"He still jogs, and he bought a new iPod after the incident, but he leaves it at home now when he goes jogging," Heffernan, a radiologist, said in a telephone interview.

The National Weather Service has estimated that a person's odds of being struck by lightning are 1 in 5,000. About 10 percent of those who are struck die.

"I think the message should be that, in the event that you're jogging and get caught in a thunderstorm, make sure your iPod is not in contact with your skin and remove the earphones from your ear," Heffernan said.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

A cautionary tale for all but especially for Nick given his cataclysmic magnetism..

BOSTON (Reuters) - Here's a handy tip for joggers: If you think you might get caught in a thunderstorm, leave your music player at home.

Doctors at Vancouver General Hospital in Canada said a 37-year-old jogger wearing an iPod was burned on his chest, neck and face after the man and a nearby tree were struck by lightning in 2005. The burns traced the path of the earphones, they said.

The patient's eardrums were ruptured and the tiny bones in his middle ears were dislocated, the doctors wrote in a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine.


The man's jawbone broke in four places and both jaw joints were dislocated, probably because the electric current made his jaw muscles contract violently, Eric Heffernan, Dr. Peter Munk and Dr. Luck Louis wrote in their letter.

The metal in the earphones helped channel the current and cause the injuries, they said.

"Although the use of a device such as an iPod may not increase the chances of being struck by lightning, in this case, the combination of sweat and metal earphones directed the current to, and through, the patient's head," they said.

Heffernan said it's not just iPod headphones that pose a risk. "I think that this has the potential to occur with any sort of headphones."

Two years later, more than half the patient's hearing is gone and he cannot hear high frequency sounds, even with hearing aids.

"He still jogs, and he bought a new iPod after the incident, but he leaves it at home now when he goes jogging," Heffernan, a radiologist, said in a telephone interview.

The National Weather Service has estimated that a person's odds of being struck by lightning are 1 in 5,000. About 10 percent of those who are struck die.

"I think the message should be that, in the event that you're jogging and get caught in a thunderstorm, make sure your iPod is not in contact with your skin and remove the earphones from your ear," Heffernan said.

Is it me, or is that a bit pointless? If he can't hear worth a damn, what's the point in buying an iPod?

But then, what's the point in buying an iPod anyway?

[Grumpmeister]

The bit that got me was the advice for if you are jogging and are caught in a thunderstorm. Surely you would me more inclined to get the hell home than anything else.

[Darwins Selection]

When interviewed by the BBC, the man said Pardon!

[Snoopy]

All very well but I walk round with one of these in my chest and stern warning to keep away from Arc Welding as the current can jump like lightning. Whenever there is lightning about I am fearful.



And the fitting looks like this

[Grumpmeister]

All very well but I walk round with one of these in my chest and stern warning to keep away from Arc Welding as the current can jump like lightning. Whenever there is lightning about I am fearful.



And the fitting looks like this

http://www.cardiovascular-icu.com/Patient%20Resours_files/image007.gif

Perhaps you should invest in one of those rubber suits I hear you can buy from 'specialist' shops.....

[Snoopy]

Sweaty though 

[Grumpmeister]

But pobably less sweaty than you would be when you are bricking it about lightning.

[Snoopy]

 

[Pastis]

There was once this lady, old family friend, who was convinced that the safest place in a thunder storm was out in the car... rubber tyres insulating her from the possible lightning strike 

Out she'd go in the car at the merest sight of dark clouds.

We finally heard that she'd crashed the car ...


in the wet 

[Darwins Selection]

 
Can't even spell 'Leeds'.

[Pastis]

And why's someone got him in a half Nelson?

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

And why's someone got him in a half Nelson?

No, you are obviously not a wrestling fan, because that's an arm lock.

And more to the point, where on that device to you connect the earphones? Eh?

[Snoopy]

And why's someone got him in a half Nelson?

No, you are obviously not a wrestling fan, because that's an arm lock.

And more to the point, where on that device to you connect the earphones? Eh?

Speak up ~ I can't quite make it out.

[Pastis]

No, you are obviously not a wrestling fan, because that's an arm lock.

And more to the point, where on that device to you connect the earphones? Eh?

   It's been a long time since I watched wrestling.

Shoulder socket?