Can you get mine to give me the sound I want it to whilst your in moby fixing mode please
I could do owl or pigeon impersinations for you if you send me your mobby number. 
Blimey ~ I've heard some chat-up lines in my time but that's a first. 
I don't do chatting up, I just come straight out with what I want.

I'm at a
couldn't give a damn so slap my face if you want to age now
I usually do get a snog and cuddle when I ask though tbqh.....
not Mrs G I hasten to add.