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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Nick has branched out into construction
« on: July 12, 2007, 09:03:36 AM »
Shamelessly lifted from 'somewhere else' this image made me think that perhaps there is a 'Nick's Construction - no job too small' company been started. Have to say, it did make me chuckle!!



Allegedly, it happened in Manchester - but it could equally well have been Scallypool!
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Re: Nick has branched out into construction
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 10:56:00 AM »
Well I'm sorry MG, but I've stared at that piccy for a couple of minutes, and I can't see anything out of the ordinary. confused:
Just a pair of builders bums puttin' some bollards up. So?
Do I need specsavers, or can anyone enlighten me as to what I'm obviously not seeing? noooo:
« Last Edit: July 12, 2007, 11:08:42 AM by GROWLER »

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Re: Nick has branched out into construction
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2007, 11:18:26 AM »
They parked their van before they cemented the bollards in...

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Re: Nick has branched out into construction
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 11:21:35 AM »
They parked their van before they cemented the bollards in...

Oh yes. So they have. scared:  redface:

As usual, per another thread, I was looking for the difficult answer.
Doh! Banghead

P'raps the bollards are the removeable type? happy088

Right, must go. A few jobs to do. i may be some time. char067
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Re: Nick has branched out into construction
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2007, 11:24:14 AM »
Surely as this is Nick it would be demolition instead of construction?  point:
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Re: Nick has branched out into construction
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2007, 11:34:51 AM »
Surely as this is Nick it would be demolition instead of construction?  point:

I get this - feeling - call it an instinct if you will,  But I believe a demolition job is the next item on their agenda.

Either that, or a very cheap van for sale will appear in the evening's rag....   ;)

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Re: Nick has branched out into construction
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 11:51:11 AM »
Call me a sceptic but I reckon the post at the bottom right is photoshopped?  whistle:
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2007, 11:58:10 AM »
Call me a sceptic but I reckon the post at the bottom right is photoshopped?  whistle:

Bloody Hell!     cussing:

Growler is not alone here!   I DID notice that 'that' post was out of true and seemed to bridge another slab... but...

doctoring the picture had never occurred to me!    Banghead   Obviously (now) that is the one they would have left 'till last.      Doh!

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Re: Nick has branched out into construction
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2007, 12:00:49 PM »
Call me a sceptic but I reckon the post at the bottom right is photoshopped?  whistle:

Bloody Hell!     cussing:

Growler is not alone here!   I DID notice that 'that' post was out of true and seemed to bridge another slab... but...

doctoring the picture had never occurred to me!    Banghead   Obviously (now) that is the one they would have left 'till last.      Doh!
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Re: Nick has branched out into construction
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2007, 12:09:09 PM »
Well stap me! it's obvious now.  redface:

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Re: Nick has branched out into construction
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2007, 12:17:59 PM »
I tell you lot...unashamedly...that I was so bloody upset for NOT seeing the obvious, that i just called the WHOLE GROWLER family in to suss it out.

The so called 'not so bright' GROWLER junior spotted it immediately, albeit the 'wrong way 'round...."errr, how did they get the van IN?" lol:

I feel fractionally better now. ::)

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Re: Nick has branched out into construction
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2007, 12:19:39 PM »
Call me a sceptic but I reckon the post at the bottom right is photoshopped?  whistle:

My thought AFTER the obvious had been pointed out. ::)

I do hope you realise MG, THIS has wrecked my day.
IQ in single figures p'raps? redface:

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Re: Nick has branched out into construction
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2007, 12:22:11 PM »
Call me a sceptic but I reckon the post at the bottom right is photoshopped?  whistle:

My thought AFTER the obvious had been pointed out. ::)

I do hope you realise MG, THIS has wrecked my day.
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Re: Nick has branched out into construction
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2007, 12:23:41 PM »
Call me a sceptic but I reckon the post at the bottom right is photoshopped?  whistle:

My thought AFTER the obvious had been pointed out. ::)

I do hope you realise MG, THIS has wrecked my day.
IQ in single figures p'raps? redface:

Who? Me? Don't think so! Any road up, I just put it up for a bit of a laugh like - and, FWIW, I didn't spot the photoshopping either - though it's very obvious once it's pointed out  redface:

That said, in my defence I have known some very thick builders! (or should that be 'tick'  ;))
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Nick has branched out into construction
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2007, 12:25:07 PM »
Call me a sceptic but I reckon the post at the bottom right is photoshopped?  whistle:

My thought AFTER the obvious had been pointed out. ::)

I do hope you realise MG, THIS has wrecked my day.
IQ in single figures p'raps? redface:
As high as that?  point:

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