My wife bought me a really expensive Swiss watch for my birthday.....
She said, "Do you like it?"........
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I said, "Yes it's great, it reminds of your pussy!"
She said, "Why, because it's sexy and exclusive?"................
I said, "No, because it's loose around my wrist!".........................
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