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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #225 on: November 05, 2014, 03:39:59 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 05, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
So Oscar Pistorius is in jail..........

Wonder if he likes being woken up by 4 unexpected dis-charges during the night............ rubschin:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #226 on: November 05, 2014, 05:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 05, 2014, 03:39:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 05, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
So Oscar Pistorius is in jail..........

Wonder if he likes being woken up by 4 unexpected dis-charges during the night............ rubschin:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #227 on: November 05, 2014, 07:50:34 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 05, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
So Oscar Pistorius is in jail..........

Wonder if he likes being woken up by 4 unexpected dis-charges during the night............ rubschin:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #228 on: November 05, 2014, 08:31:16 PM »


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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #229 on: November 05, 2014, 08:32:24 PM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #232 on: December 03, 2014, 07:33:06 AM »
2 pensioners are enjoying oral sex together.... The old man says, "I can't stay down here for too long it stinks"....
The old lady replies, "sorry it's my arthritis," ....
The old man says "arthritis in your fanny!?" .....
"no!" says the lady.... "The arthritis is in my shoulder, I can't wipe my arse!!"
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #233 on: December 03, 2014, 07:45:43 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 03, 2014, 07:33:06 AM
2 pensioners are enjoying oral sex together.... The old man says, "I can't stay down here for too long it stinks"....
The old lady replies, "sorry it's my arthritis," ....
The old man says "arthritis in your fanny!?" .....
"no!" says the lady.... "The arthritis is in my shoulder, I can't wipe my arse!!"

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #234 on: February 10, 2015, 03:40:52 PM »
"Baby dies in subway accident"......................




I'm guessing the coffin is a footlong......... redface:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #235 on: February 10, 2015, 03:43:09 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 10, 2015, 03:40:52 PM
"Baby dies in subway accident"......................




I'm guessing the coffin is a footlong......... redface:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #236 on: February 23, 2015, 04:08:57 PM »
Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan......



 

I can't wait to see what we're having, a boy...............


or an abortion...........
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #237 on: February 23, 2015, 05:17:38 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2015, 04:08:57 PM
Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan......



 

I can't wait to see what we're having, a boy...............


or an abortion...........

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #238 on: February 23, 2015, 10:27:35 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2015, 04:08:57 PM
Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan......



 

I can't wait to see what we're having, a boy...............


or an abortion...........

Muslim Apey?  rubschin:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #239 on: February 23, 2015, 10:30:08 PM »
 noooo:

I live with him and his jokes....



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