Sunday 8th July - newest medical update on the BARMAN

[Landlady]

Hello people

Barman continues to do well  Hope that release will be confirmed tomorrow and then he will obviously return to the LHOTP for some TLC (guess I'd better rush and brush the cobwebs off nurses uniform off AGAIN 

I have been given official permission (from himself noless ) to join the pub and 'if' my iniital bimbo attempts have succeeded then we'll all know in a few moments!

Thanks for all your help and assistance over the past few days and once I've had a 'training' course from BM in the finer tehcnical mechanics of 'thread posting' hope to swap many witty repostes with you all myself in future 

Over and out for now

[GROWLER]

Hello people

Barman continues to do well  Hope that release will be confirmed tomorrow and then he will obviously return to the LHOTP for some TLC (guess I'd better rush and brush the cobwebs off nurses uniform off AGAIN 

I have been given official permission (from himself noless ) to join the pub and 'if' my iniital bimbo attempts have succeeded then we'll all know in a few moments!

Thanks for all your help and assistance over the past few days and once I've had a 'training' course from BM in the finer tehcnical mechanics of 'thread posting' hope to swap many witty repostes with you all myself in future 

Over and out for now

May I be the very first one in here to complain....AT you that is.
THIS ISN'T A GRUMP, so why is it in this section ey?

On 2nd thoughts, maybe it is.
He'll be back in here shortly.

[Landlady]

Oh fudge  sad24:

Fell at the first hurdle  rubschin:

Selected an appropriate avatar and tried to stick it to the profile and the technology has already beaten me telling me 'it is too large (well BM does say I am a big girl so I remember you all telling me) or isn't an avatar' - duh!

Guess this means I'll have to ask himself to do it for me (feel a grovel coming on) and you'll just have to wait and see your landlady later on

Invisible landlady signing off xx

[Landlady]

Think it does count as a 'Grump' if you were scoring me on my technical posting abilites - pretty crap at present!
A lesson in HOW NOT TO DO IT me thinks 

[GROWLER]

Oh fudge  

Fell at the first hurdle  

Selected an appropriate avatar and tried to stick it to the profile and the technology has already beaten me telling me 'it is too large (well BM does say I am a big girl so I remember you all telling me) or isn't an avatar' - duh!

Guess this means I'll have to ask himself to do it for me (feel a grovel coming on) and you'll just have to wait and see your landlady later on

Invisible landlady signing off xx

Only messin'
I'm sure he'll tidy up the mess you've made in the bar when he returns.

[ice and a slice]

Hello invisible landlady!!!

Glad to see you on the forum.  Just make sure you give grumpy boots a run for his money when he gets back! 

Here I have an avatar for you.....



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[Landlady]

Thanks I&S but thats the type of avatar that Barman dreams about was real . . . . . . .
Have now managed to do it (ha ha) and I think the 'classic' landlady , abliet a little slut fantasy on the mom type side, is more my style  lol:
Okay so haven't worked out the signature BUT give me time and I will  ::)
Spoke with himself again a few minutes ago and althugh he's not feeling perfect (but he hasn't been that for a few years anyway  drumroll:) still hope to have him sprung and back home tomorrow !
 

[Bar Wench]

I think you'll find that regardless of your avatar choice the slut fantasy would have prevailed!

[Darwins Selection]

still hope to have him sprung and back home tomorrow !

Is he being re-upholstered as well?

Bravo on the Avatar by the way.

[Barman]

I?m watching and listening? 

[Misunderstood]

I?m watching and listening? 

Huh!

Do you REALLY think we'd believe that?

A ploy for gaining sensitive information about our reliable and honest barman if ever I heard one.



(choke)