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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2010, 05:50:48 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2010, 05:24:02 PM
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Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 05, 2010, 12:33:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2010, 11:43:41 AM
Miss D needs a competent IT bod....  whistle:

Yes , that would be most useful  cloud9:

What are your needs?

Somebody that can upgrade memory and replace a faulty DVD drive in less that four weeks...?  whistle:

He has to come back next week to replace DVD drive ....he works on piece rates  lol:

What can I get to go wrong after that  rubschin:
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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2010, 05:57:27 PM »
Is he a silver surfer?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2010, 06:02:17 PM »
Mmmmmm what qualifications do you have to have for that ? .. he has a few grey hairs and is 44

Does that count ?
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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2010, 06:23:54 PM »
So he is nearly bald.

BM's brother?
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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2010, 06:28:06 PM »
Oh no  eeek:....did I mention scar free  whistle:
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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2010, 06:29:37 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 05, 2010, 06:28:06 PM
Oh no  eeek:....did I mention scar free  whistle:

All over?

That was quick work, or have you got a body scanner built into the front door?
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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2010, 06:30:39 PM »
Anyways, I shall now have to start putting myself about and see what comes my way.
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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2010, 06:30:58 PM »
 lol:

Only from what I can see of course  angel1
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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2010, 06:31:36 PM »
Quote from: tel on March 05, 2010, 06:30:39 PM
Anyways, I shall now have to start putting myself about and see what comes my way.

I think it is a good idea and much called for
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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2010, 06:35:53 PM »
I'm going to have to get my head down, got plenty of things to arrange/sort out.
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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2010, 08:00:03 PM »
Here is an idea....  whistle:

Gran-o-magnet... (TM Barman & Cyprusgrump 2010)

Get some fridge magnets made with your details and number on them...

PC repairs, upgrades, instant fix, software explanations... I SAID SOFTWARE EXPLANATIONS DEAR, OKAY?....  lol:

Give them away to old people, perhaps the local Derby & Joan (do they still do that?)

When they dribble into their mouse and it stops working they'll have an instantly available number to call...

I take 63%....  whistle:
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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2010, 08:09:50 PM »
Do it with a mouse-mat instead.... and I'm only asking 62%
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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2010, 08:12:09 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 05, 2010, 08:09:50 PM
Do it with a mouse-mat instead.... and I'm only asking 62%

See, they'd lose the mouse mat under piles of shite, incontinence pads and old magazines....  noooo:

They have to go to the fridge 'cos they keep their pills there....

61?%....  whistle:
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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2010, 06:36:36 AM »
Nah, they'd never remember the pills are there, they've got AAADD remember  whistle:

Still 62%
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Re: Silver surfers
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2010, 02:05:37 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 05, 2010, 06:30:58 PM
lol:

Only from what I can see of course  angel1

Sorry forgot about all the Lycra covering bits up.
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