As I dimly recollect. Off now to that new M&S food place. Is it Friday yet?
Yes.
It'll be FULL of blue rinse's, you do realise that don't you? 
All discussing their various ailments no doubt. 
Blocking the aisles and holding all normal people up at the checkout too, whilst discussing said ailments...bunyons and other such life threatening conditions no doubt.

You lot won't know, but this is Heswalls latest new shop...M&S food only store. Heswall is where all the retired go...and footballers apparently, and is pronounced...with difficulty by me.....Heswaaarll.
That was not easy...sticking 10 marbles in me gob...like.
I fully expect tales of anguish from Nick upon his return.