I was trying to keep it simple for the faint/light hearted among us.
I too have had both .... do you really want to know what they found?
Shirgar, Nemo, Lord Lucan, Atlantis?
Go on, we are on the edges of our seats.
At the top end some very nasty bugs ~ not Hiatus Hernia but might as well have been ..... similar drug treatment for rest of natural.

At bottom end 5 Poyps in the bowel that had to be removed. Fortunately none was cancerous (Anxious wait for biopsy result) but I have to be rechecked every five years as I am now deemed "at risk".

Well you did ask.

Oh and I have been to the cardio difib clinic this afternoon and my magic box is working well. All downloaded and AOK so that's that for another three months. Only the Cardio and Diabetes clinic next Friday and if that checks out I'll feel a bit happier.
I await an appointment with the spine specialist and the ENT man. The former for back problems (obviously) and the ENT to see if he/she can do anything about my tinnitus.
Christ I hate getting old!!!