Can we close this thread then, I got precisely zero... as usual... 
Don't fret oh Bar Man. I've only ever recieved a poxy valentine once in me entire life, and I still to this day suspect that it was from me mum when I was 11.

It's a load of old bollox anyway, problee invented by the Yanks. Shite normally is.
Any'ow, if you fancy someone, just come out and tell them straight like, no messin about with stupid cards and daft messages of sloppy crap.
