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Offline Nick

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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #150 on: February 15, 2010, 09:27:03 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 15, 2010, 09:16:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2010, 08:44:41 AM
Can we close this thread then, I got precisely zero... as usual...  evil:

Don't fret oh Bar Man. I've only ever recieved a poxy valentine once in me entire life, and I still to this day suspect that it was from me mum when I was 11.  ::)

It's a load of old bollox anyway, problee invented by the Yanks. Shite normally is.

Any'ow, if you fancy someone, just come out and tell them straight like, no messin about with stupid cards and daft messages of sloppy crap. noooo:

The old Growler Neanderthal seduction technique eh?

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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #151 on: February 15, 2010, 12:58:58 PM »
I blame Chaucer ~ all that birds finding their mates on Valentine's day rubbish ~ that was the start of it all.

After that turn your ire on Hallmark Cards who continue to perpetuate the crap.

And speaking of Chaucer .............................. But that's another rant that I shall save for another thread.
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #152 on: February 15, 2010, 01:00:24 PM »
A rant about Chaucer?  eeek:

Fook me, we are getting all intere  interll brainy
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #153 on: February 07, 2011, 04:40:46 PM »
Time to revive?
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #154 on: February 07, 2011, 04:47:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2011, 04:40:46 PM
Time to revive?

Do you mean defibrilate?
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #155 on: February 07, 2011, 04:57:18 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2010, 09:24:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 15, 2010, 08:50:25 AM
I found a bunch of flowers on my doorstep.  rubschin:

Maybe someone's cat died there or summat?

More likely they know you are an accident waiting to happen.

Umm rubschin: mourning in advance I think this idea has legs...Mournulike?  Mournopoly? Mournpoon?  I am off to find some trademarks.

The Mournpoon TM can cause the death of someone you dislike and Mournulike TM can deliver the flowers to the death scene.  Mournopoly TM is the spin off game, where each player has to discover by detection, deduction and guesswork  who did what where, how and why.

I have it sussed chaps by this time next year I will be a millionaire. cloud9:
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #156 on: February 07, 2011, 04:58:55 PM »
Mournopoly? Is that like Cluedo?
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #157 on: February 07, 2011, 05:01:25 PM »
More like Cluedopoly only much much betterer and far more interlecturwal.

Double six BTW.
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #158 on: February 07, 2011, 05:10:14 PM »
I nearly kicked over bumped into a whole display of this stuff earlier today  eveilgrin:


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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #159 on: February 07, 2011, 05:34:58 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 07, 2011, 05:10:14 PM
I nearly kicked over bumped into a whole display of this stuff earlier today  eveilgrin:




Oh good grief. sick2:
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #160 on: February 07, 2011, 05:37:48 PM »
Pop over here and I will give you one
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #161 on: February 07, 2011, 05:41:47 PM »
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #162 on: February 07, 2011, 05:51:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2011, 05:37:48 PM
Pop over here and I will give you one

It's a very kind offer and I thank you for it but at my age I don't 'pop' anywhere.  My days of 'popping out' are long gone. sad24:
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #163 on: February 07, 2011, 06:25:25 PM »
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #164 on: February 07, 2011, 06:28:23 PM »
Have I got to wait til I'm 50  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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