Happy Christmas

[TG]

It's 4.30 on xmas eve and I am still vertical. Not only that but I am not even sder pissd.

Cooked the gammon and its fucked.

Scrumpy Jack is stronger than stringbow.

All is well.

Lurve you all.

I mean really, really lurve u all like.

[Miss Demeanour]

Bless you 

No regrets in the morning now 

[TG]

Got my booze from the offy over the road earlier.

He gave me a 3ltr bottle of cider. Thanks for your custom etc.

 

[Pastis]

I've just put the phone down on an acquaintance I haven't spoken to in years 

"Just thought I'd call to wish you a Happy Christmas .... etc... ". Whaddya say? I was quite tempted to make stuff up...

"How am I doing? Well, it's been a funny few years; the porn business has been doing well but we got busted in Guatemala which dented our profits... that and paying the alimony to my sixth wife.... No, she was Vietnamese... a good cook but very needy ... and how are you?"

There'll be a few more tomorrow I have no doubt ... 

[Darwins Selection]

A very Happy Christmas to you all.

It has been another fun year in the VP and I have very much enjoyed myself in your company.

I have done all my chores and am now going to check out some fine malt in preparation for the visiting hoards tomorrow.

[Mrs TG]

Got my booze from the offy over the road earlier.

He gave me a 3ltr bottle of cider. Thanks for your custom etc.

 

MMMM not good when they remember you too well..even remember what beer you drink....tut tut Tg...

All the best to all, have a peaceful christmas an happy new year. hoping this 2010 is better than 2009, also got my daughters wedding 4 months.....all good...x

[GROWLER]

A very Happy Christmas to you all.

It has been another fun year in the VP and I have very much enjoyed myself in your company.

I have done all my chores and am now going to check out some fine malt in preparation for the visiting hoards tomorrow.

Turnip pie then is it?

[Miss Demeanour]

I've just put the phone down on an acquaintance I haven't spoken to in years 

"Just thought I'd call to wish you a Happy Christmas .... etc... ". Whaddya say? I was quite tempted to make stuff up...

"How am I doing? Well, it's been a funny few years; the porn business has been doing well but we got busted in Guatemala which dented our profits... that and paying the alimony to my sixth wife.... No, she was Vietnamese... a good cook but very needy ... and how are you?"

There'll be a few more tomorrow I have no doubt ... 

Not being cynical but what did the old acquaintance want 

[Pirate]

I've just put the phone down on an acquaintance I haven't spoken to in years 

"Just thought I'd call to wish you a Happy Christmas .... etc... ". Whaddya say? I was quite tempted to make stuff up...

"How am I doing? Well, it's been a funny few years; the porn business has been doing well but we got busted in Guatemala which dented our profits... that and paying the alimony to my sixth wife.... No, she was Vietnamese... a good cook but very needy ... and how are you?"

There'll be a few more tomorrow I have no doubt ... 

Not being cynical but what did the old acquaintance want 

Nosy

[Miss Demeanour]

Not at all    ...just generally people that ring you out of the blue, after a long time, generally want something or need to get something of their chest. Wasn't asking for details - just confirmation if this was the case

[Pirate]

 

Porker

[GROWLER]

Porker

Natural though.

Wish some bastard from my past would ring me.

Tried contacting a few old associates on friends reunited last year, and got no bloody response ffs.

[Miss Demeanour]

Porker

 

 

Mud foot 

[Pirate]

 

[Barman]

I'm up first!

Merry Christmas everybody - drinks on the house like!