My world has increasingly gained Nickesque properties?
I ordered binoculars on-line the other day to keep a closer eye on the vultures. Unfortunately they got half-way here (by shitescum FedEx) who decided then to turn the shipment round and send it back to the ?States again. now I can see I?m into a long battle tio track them down and get them shipped all over again?
Finally went to see the doctor yesterday and after an examination and X-Ray he has prescribed two antibiotics and two cough medicines. One of the side effects of one of the antibiotics is dizziness ? I?ll say? One of the others makes me fart like a lost ship in the fog and the combination of all four makes me incredibly sleepy?
We asked the vet about it the other day as we were taking the dog who has managed to rupture his ear drum, got infected and sprays everywhere with puss when he shakes his head. The vet can?t say ?cough? ? he says ?cock?. I was telling him how poorly I felt and he asked ?is it a dry, productive cock?? I didn?t really think it was any of his business?
Unfortunately, I?m busy at work so Mrs. Barman has to chauffeur me and my tools around to customer?s sites ?cos I can?t drive.
Last night couldn?t sleep through coughing (or cocking I suppose) and Mrs. Barman heard strange sounds outside. Turns out (not for the first time ? they drink out of the pools) that a goat had fallen in a neighbour?s swimming pool ? splash, splash, splash, baaaahhh, etc.
I pulled-on some clothes and went running up the road towards the sound (pitch dark at this point) with a torch. The poor thing was just going under for probably the last time but I could see it was one of the biggest goats ever with huge curly horns! The only thing I could do was grab the horns and try to haul the poor thing out ? unfortunately soaked with water I could only get him half way and had to wait for Mrs. Barman to help.
We braced ourselves not knowing what a half-drowned, angry/frightened goat was likely to do when released from its watery prison and gave it one huge haul out onto the side. The bloody thing jumped up (Mrs. Barman ran off into the dark), slipped, nearly fell back in the pool and then disappeared over the wall into the next gaqrden.
I can?t bloody wait to see what tomorrow brings?
