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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79185 on: October 17, 2026, 07:35:57 PM »
I’m driving Yvette super carefully.

What the fuck is a”top”

I fear I know….
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So now home and broke but we seriously enjoyed today.  Didn't realise how much this driving licence shenanigans was winding me up until today.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79186 on: October 17, 2026, 07:43:39 PM »
I’m driving Yvette super carefully.

What the fuck is a”top”

I fear I know….

In what context?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79187 on: Yesterday at 11:28:35 AM »
Been out for a drive. Learned more about Yvette’s many interesting buttons  whistle:

Like this one



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79188 on: Yesterday at 03:05:18 PM »
Been out for a drive. Learned more about Yvette’s many interesting buttons  whistle:

Like this one




An off switch for accident protection?  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79189 on: Yesterday at 03:38:11 PM »
Auto engine stop?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79190 on: Yesterday at 03:43:17 PM »
Auto engine stop?

Yes, start/stop system...  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79191 on: Yesterday at 03:49:02 PM »
Auto engine stop?

Yes, start/stop system...  Thumbs:
9 times out of 10 really annoying, mine has just started working again now I have a new battery.  I can turn it off but then it doesn't do the auto coasting which I really like. 
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« Reply #79192 on: Today at 05:12:07 AM »
Auto engine stop?

Yes, start/stop system...  Thumbs:
9 times out of 10 really annoying, mine has just started working again now I have a new battery.  I can turn it off but then it doesn't do the auto coasting which I really like.

KIA-Ora would go months without working and then suddenly stop the engine when all 50,000 conditions had been met... ::)

KIA-Ora 2 and 3 have been much more consistent and switch off most of the time when stopped... I quite like the silence but it often starts the engine again before pulling away to keep the Climate Control working...

Coasting is called 'Sailing' on the KIA and it is really cool IMHO...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79193 on: Today at 05:39:15 AM »
Taking Kate to Bakewell in Yvette  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79194 on: Today at 07:29:26 AM »
Taking Kate to Bakewell in Yvette  cloud9:

There is a tart joke in there somewhere...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79195 on: Today at 08:04:41 AM »
Auto engine stop?

Yes, start/stop system...  Thumbs:
9 times out of 10 really annoying, mine has just started working again now I have a new battery.  I can turn it off but then it doesn't do the auto coasting which I really like.

KIA-Ora would go months without working and then suddenly stop the engine when all 50,000 conditions had been met... ::)

KIA-Ora 2 and 3 have been much more consistent and switch off most of the time when stopped... I quite like the silence but it often starts the engine again before pulling away to keep the Climate Control working...

Coasting is called 'Sailing' on the KIA and it is really cool IMHO...
The AMG calls it sailing as well and has a little sail symbol.  The algorithm for auto stop is simple:  car stationary with pressure on brake pedal. 

Sailing algorithm appears to be gearbox temperature 50oC or higher, speed 37 mph or higher and no brake or throttle applied..
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79196 on: Today at 08:05:21 AM »
Taking Kate to Bakewell in Yvette  cloud9:

There is a tart joke in there somewhere...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79197 on: Today at 09:32:03 AM »
Taking unwell cat to vet, poor little bugger has cystitis and was as good as gold

We were concerned about her last night so phoned the emergency line, they wanted £345 to see her then.  Even they said probably not needed.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79198 on: Today at 01:16:05 PM »
Bottled out of Bakewell but went to Southwell instead. Mixture of suburban, country roads and dual carriageway. Confidence building exercise with Kate metaphorically holding my hand.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79199 on: Today at 02:16:15 PM »
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