Grumpy's Cornish travelogue, part one - Newquay.
As it's been the first time in almost 20 years that we've had all three brothers in the same place at the same time we decided to go have a trip out so ended up in Newquay. Usually when you see footage of people out on the town there they are usually filmed late in the evening after it had got dark, there is a good reason for this. Newquay (at least the part I saw) is a shithole that looks a lot better in low light. It could be hugely improved with the delicate application of a couple of hundred tons of TNT and some concrete, something I did consider mentioning to the hen party that we saw who all had expressions like someone had killed their puppy (obviously they only saw the night time footage). If you are going to pile megabucks into the town then for crying out loud don't just build houses onthe outskirts, put some towards giving the town centre a facelift so there aren't buildings that are obviously decaying.
