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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32355 on: January 15, 2014, 01:51:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 15, 2014, 01:48:53 PM
Local nutter. I knew her when I was a kid. She was called Mary but changed her name by deed poll  eeek:

She introduces herself as. "Drum, Beating Drum."

Same school........... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32356 on: January 15, 2014, 02:14:11 PM »
Old neighbour. She married a kleptomaniac. When they had a kid he joined the skool PTA and raised loads of money to buy a TV and video. There was a ceremony with the Mayor and everyfink. That night he broke into the skool and stole it.  noooo:

She asked after my parents. I pointed out that they would both be over 100 by now  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32357 on: January 15, 2014, 02:17:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 15, 2014, 02:14:11 PM
Old neighbour. She married a kleptomaniac. When they had a kid he joined the skool PTA and raised loads of money to buy a TV and video. There was a ceremony with the Mayor and everyfink. That night he broke into the skool and stole it.  noooo:

She asked after my parents. I pointed out that they would both be over 100 by now  noooo:

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She doesn't sound like she's the full quid either.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32358 on: January 15, 2014, 02:18:57 PM »
No shit Sherlock! The clue is in her name. I asked her why she was going to see my doctor (she lives about 10 miles away). She said she wanted to explore the building!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32359 on: January 15, 2014, 02:34:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 15, 2014, 02:18:57 PM
No shit Sherlock! The clue is in her name.

You missed the subtle undercurrent of my comment.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32360 on: January 15, 2014, 02:35:11 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32361 on: January 15, 2014, 02:54:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 15, 2014, 02:35:11 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:

Not so much a subtle undercurrent as a rip tide!  point: point: point:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32362 on: January 15, 2014, 02:56:52 PM »
Yes, I do know some odd people  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32363 on: January 15, 2014, 02:57:31 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32364 on: January 15, 2014, 03:03:24 PM »
Who has a terrapin named Fluffy?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32365 on: January 15, 2014, 03:04:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 15, 2014, 03:03:24 PM
Who has a terrapin named Fluffy?  whistle:

That was your fault...... cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32366 on: January 15, 2014, 03:05:35 PM »
You and Foggy agreed  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32367 on: January 15, 2014, 03:07:22 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32368 on: January 15, 2014, 03:14:34 PM »
Where is the "under the thumb" emoticon?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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