The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

Off to lidl later ......

Wine tasting at yours! 

  I was thinking more like.. pizza 3 for a quid.......

*ker-chiiinngggg*

The sound of pockets being padlocked....

It's been postponed till tomorrow.......

[Bar Wench]

Get a stollen half the price of the other shops!

[Barman]

Get a stollen half the price of the other shops!

Don't ask him to spend munny - you'll give him the vapours....

[apc2010]

Get a stollen half the price of the other shops!

Don't ask him to spend munny - you'll give him the vapours....

I read that as stolen..........

[Bar Wench]

Well if your stollen is stolen it will be free!!!

[apc2010]

Well if your stollen is stolen it will be free!!!

    

[Barman]

Well if your stollen is stolen it will be free!!!

There is no such thing as a victimless crime Wenchy..... 

[Nick]

I am back like 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Excellent, get yer fluffy socks on and hop into bed there is red or white wine on offer.

Watching drivel on the box Time Team might have to be rolled out so that sleep can be accomplished,unless you can think of a better way of getting some sleep.

[Nick]

I have pinot here and can't sleep. Also watching crap TV

[Barman]

I am back like 

And Wenchy has gone.... 

[Nick]

A good evening with the Boy and a surprisingly/suspiciously good humoured Mrs Nick 

Boy turned up in combat fatigues    having come dirrectly from CCF. Was greeted by name by restaurant manager who chatted about his time in the CCF. It then emerged that The Boy has produced a CV and has applied fr a PT job at said restaurant 

Boy was constantly taking off and putting on his specs. I realised that this coincided with ogling opportunities for a leggy blonde waitress 

When he went to the loo I remarked on this to Mrs Nick who said I was talking nonsense 

Her position was challenged when a leggy blonde and quite (koff) shapely customer wiggled past and the Boy emitted an involuntary yelp 

[apc2010]

A good evening with the Boy and a surprisingly/suspiciously good humoured Mrs Nick 

Boy turned up in combat fatigues    having come dirrectly from CCF. Was greeted by name by restaurant manager who chatted about his time in the CCF. It then emerged that The Boy has produced a CV and has applied fr a PT job at said restaurant 

Boy was constantly taking off and putting on his specs. I realised that this coincided with ogling opportunities for a leggy blonde waitress 

When he went to the loo I remarked on this to Mrs Nick who said I was talking nonsense 

Her position was challenged when a leggy blonde and quite (koff) shapely customer wiggled past and the Boy emitted an involuntary yelp 

 

[Barman]

A good evening with the Boy and a surprisingly/suspiciously good humoured Mrs Nick 

Boy turned up in combat fatigues    having come dirrectly from CCF. Was greeted by name by restaurant manager who chatted about his time in the CCF. It then emerged that The Boy has produced a CV and has applied fr a PT job at said restaurant 

Boy was constantly taking off and putting on his specs. I realised that this coincided with ogling opportunities for a leggy blonde waitress 

When he went to the loo I remarked on this to Mrs Nick who said I was talking nonsense 

Her position was challenged when a leggy blonde and quite (koff) shapely customer wiggled past and the Boy emitted an involuntary yelp 

Most excellent! 

[apc2010]

Meeting BM in a minute.........