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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29940 on: October 11, 2013, 01:56:11 PM »
WTF is a special cloth??  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29941 on: October 11, 2013, 01:56:24 PM »
Bangcock Dick has dragged me out to the pub. The pervy church organist has turned up, complete with his 'special cloth' plus his hooker wife and a gayer mate.  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29942 on: October 11, 2013, 01:59:56 PM »
WTF is a special cloth??  eeek:

Ask Foggy, she is cultured enough to explain. Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29943 on: October 11, 2013, 02:00:29 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29945 on: October 11, 2013, 02:29:22 PM »
WTF is a special cloth??  eeek:

I know but not telling... I have seen it  lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29946 on: October 11, 2013, 02:32:00 PM »
He is using it to mop his brow!  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29947 on: October 11, 2013, 02:35:06 PM »
He is using it to mop his brow!  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29948 on: October 11, 2013, 03:02:16 PM »
His gayer mate is a churchy bloke (church warden or something). The hooker (Flip-flop) wife looks bored. The hypocrytical bastards are talking about how they lied to a bar about coming from Time Magazine and wanted to check out how good the wine was!!!

Two shirtlifters working for the catholic church and bragging about nicking. Banghead

I think I will go and worship the god of beer on Sunday, that seems a safer bet. Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29949 on: October 11, 2013, 03:26:33 PM »
His gayer mate is a churchy bloke (church warden or something). The hooker (Flip-flop) wife looks bored. The hypocrytical bastards are talking about how they lied to a bar about coming from Time Magazine and wanted to check out how good the wine was!!!

Two shirtlifters working for the catholic church and bragging about nicking. Banghead

I think I will go and worship the god of beer on Sunday, that seems a safer bet. Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29950 on: October 11, 2013, 05:39:01 PM »
I'm back!  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29951 on: October 11, 2013, 05:41:37 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29953 on: October 11, 2013, 05:46:42 PM »
I'm back!  cloud9:

Booger has gone off drinking with baldy & Bangcock Dave...  noooo:

I am at home...... alone.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29954 on: October 11, 2013, 05:49:17 PM »
I'm back!  cloud9:

Booger has gone off drinking with baldy & Bangcock Dave...  noooo:

I am at home...... alone.

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