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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11430 on: July 14, 2011, 11:05:47 AM »
I reckon if I had some roller skates it could pull me around the flat while it hoovered  rubschin:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11431 on: July 14, 2011, 11:23:07 AM »
Why stop there, see you in a couple of hours just mind how you go on the hard shoulder. ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11432 on: July 14, 2011, 11:25:06 AM »
 ;D

I have ackchooly hoovered my outside decking  redface:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11433 on: July 14, 2011, 11:30:47 AM »
That does not surprise me.  Would you be able to hoover the top of someone's head as they walked past?  That could be worth a giggle.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11434 on: July 14, 2011, 12:01:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 14, 2011, 11:25:06 AM
;D

I have ackchooly hoovered my outside decking  redface:

Did you find any wood screws that may have fallen out THE garden /patio chair that I was fixng with a 'ammer on Sunday by chance?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11435 on: July 14, 2011, 12:05:15 PM »
That would explain the SUCK WHOOSH RATTLE  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11436 on: July 14, 2011, 12:06:23 PM »
Broken already then ey? lol:
Sweet...as a nut. happy088
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11437 on: July 14, 2011, 12:08:45 PM »
This 'avvy, I'm going to Llay, nr. Wrexham. (to werk, fast, very very fast)  Interbreedingmongulation  capitol of North Wales.  sick2:
Even the sheep have done a runner. scared2:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11438 on: July 14, 2011, 01:01:44 PM »
It is the middle of July and I am wearing a sodding fleece.  Pissed off is where I am today. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11439 on: July 14, 2011, 01:49:16 PM »
Sunny and hot here ~ Phew worra scorcher ..... see also "What's the Weather ...... " Thread.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11440 on: July 14, 2011, 01:51:37 PM »
Training my replacement again today.  confused:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11441 on: July 14, 2011, 01:53:12 PM »
 eeek:  But you only just got there!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11442 on: July 14, 2011, 05:09:01 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 14, 2011, 11:04:16 AM
It would have already been attempted Snoops  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11443 on: July 14, 2011, 05:11:04 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 14, 2011, 01:53:12 PM
eeek:  But you only just got there!

Case of square peg round hold as it were.  cry:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11444 on: July 14, 2011, 05:33:05 PM »
Over the years I have been asked to train a number of people to fill the role I was about to vacate.... Always made the point as I moved on/up that whilst I had taught them all they knew ...... I had not taught them all I knew  whistle:
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