The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Wow think e=mail is goona crash ...news of no flights till May has sparked mad surge of cancellations or date changes ...

Personally think it's a waste of time .....until we have DEFO date ..replying and saying yes ..is as pointless as BM's comb ... 

 

I see we are still going to be locked-down and have a curfew but they are increasing our SMS 'rights' to three a day - so you can be out for nine hours... 

Are you awake 9 hours ....

Ummmm... 

My "fear" is ....dancing will not be allowed as before ..so no one is gonna book Dj ..   The few I did during "this".....were odd to say the least ...

Or the number of guests will drop ..and Dj is normally the 1st cutback for costs ..

Plus masks... 

[Barman]

Gonna get my hose out...

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

[apc2010]

Waiting to pay Dj ...then off to drop pressies to friend out of horse pockle ..

[apc2010]

F88king insurance company ...trying to insure both cars online ...No you need to come in with log books .. ...  can I not scan them ...??

Silence ..I will check and get back to you ..

Who the F88K insures a vehicle they do not own/drive .......weird millionaires with twisted sense of humour ...

Now we need your details ...   I gace been with you for 6 years ..I am the same person ..

[Barman]

F88king insurance company ...trying to insure both cars online ...No you need to come in with log books .. ...  can I not scan them ...??

Silence ..I will check and get back to you ..

Who the F88K insures a vehicle they do not own/drive .......weird millionaires with twisted sense of humour ...

Now we need your details ...   I gace been with you for 6 years ..I am the same person ..

I'm trying to transfer the telephone and lektrik into the Cherman's names... You can imagine how easy that is... 

[apc2010]

F88king insurance company ...trying to insure both cars online ...No you need to come in with log books .. ...  can I not scan them ...??

Silence ..I will check and get back to you ..

Who the F88K insures a vehicle they do not own/drive .......weird millionaires with twisted sense of humour ...

Now we need your details ...   I gace been with you for 6 years ..I am the same person ..

I'm trying to transfer the telephone and lektrik into the Cherman's names... You can imagine how easy that is... 

    Madness....

[apc2010]

F88king insurance company ...trying to insure both cars online ...No you need to come in with log books .. ...  can I not scan them ...??

Silence ..I will check and get back to you ..

Who the F88K insures a vehicle they do not own/drive .......weird millionaires with twisted sense of humour ...

Now we need your details ...   I gace been with you for 6 years ..I am the same person ..

I'm trying to transfer the telephone and lektrik into the Cherman's names... You can imagine how easy that is... 

    Madness....

    In the middle of msgs...no reply ...   waiting etc .....so phone up ....recorded msg "during Covid we will be closing 2pm " ...we were in middle of a transaction ...   I was GIVING you money .. ...I want to pick up car ...  

[Barman]

F88king insurance company ...trying to insure both cars online ...No you need to come in with log books .. ...  can I not scan them ...??

Silence ..I will check and get back to you ..

Who the F88K insures a vehicle they do not own/drive .......weird millionaires with twisted sense of humour ...

Now we need your details ...   I gace been with you for 6 years ..I am the same person ..

I'm trying to transfer the telephone and lektrik into the Cherman's names... You can imagine how easy that is... 

    Madness....

    In the middle of msgs...no reply ...   waiting etc .....so phone up ....recorded msg "during Covid we will be closing 2pm " ...we were in middle of a transaction ...   I was GIVING you money .. ...I want to pick up car ...

Want to try my mate Michelle at Expats in Epi...?

[apc2010]

F88king insurance company ...trying to insure both cars online ...No you need to come in with log books .. ...  can I not scan them ...??

Silence ..I will check and get back to you ..

Who the F88K insures a vehicle they do not own/drive .......weird millionaires with twisted sense of humour ...

Now we need your details ...   I gace been with you for 6 years ..I am the same person ..

I'm trying to transfer the telephone and lektrik into the Cherman's names... You can imagine how easy that is... 

    Madness....

    In the middle of msgs...no reply ...   waiting etc .....so phone up ....recorded msg "during Covid we will be closing 2pm " ...we were in middle of a transaction ...   I was GIVING you money .. ...I want to pick up car ...

Want to try my mate Michelle at Expats in Epi...?

Next time maybe ..this mob have "money" from current policy ..  

[Barman]

F88king insurance company ...trying to insure both cars online ...No you need to come in with log books .. ...  can I not scan them ...??

Silence ..I will check and get back to you ..

Who the F88K insures a vehicle they do not own/drive .......weird millionaires with twisted sense of humour ...

Now we need your details ...   I gace been with you for 6 years ..I am the same person ..

I'm trying to transfer the telephone and lektrik into the Cherman's names... You can imagine how easy that is... 

    Madness....

    In the middle of msgs...no reply ...   waiting etc .....so phone up ....recorded msg "during Covid we will be closing 2pm " ...we were in middle of a transaction ...   I was GIVING you money .. ...I want to pick up car ...

Want to try my mate Michelle at Expats in Epi...?

Next time maybe ..this mob have "money" from current policy ..

 

[apc2010]

Miss T is having a meltdown ..we do not have parking as such ..but by end of week ..I will have 4 cars........    

[Nick]

Let her drive them and then you will have none 

[Barman]

LL switched on the light in the Day Care Room and blew power to the whole apartment...

Electrician called... €150 worser off but we have power...