Been maxing out the free travel pass

... RA, V&A, shops 'n' stuff.
I'm a fervent supporter of the
no-stuffing-food-in-your-face on public transport idea but today there was a Valley Girl whining away sitting opposite me on the tube. Every third word was ...
err, like...

I would have willingly stuffed a 1/4 pounder in her face to shut her up
