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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58110 on: May 19, 2019, 07:44:16 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58111 on: May 20, 2019, 10:50:50 AM »
Annoying optician: I am going to take a photograph of the back of your eye. Are you bothered by bright lights?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58112 on: May 20, 2019, 02:35:08 PM »
Annoying optician: I am going to take a photograph of the back of your eye. Are you bothered by bright lights?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58113 on: May 20, 2019, 02:41:04 PM »
I evidently caught Boots on a bad day. Nothing worked properly and the guy who took the initial tests appeared to be retarded. A 35 minute appointment took nearly an hour and a half  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58114 on: May 20, 2019, 02:43:44 PM »
Today so far:

1)  Doctors:  good news: "nah stop taking those tablets you hate".  Bad news:  "nah you shouldn't drive just yet".  (Good news is that means a little longer where she has to drive and I can drink)

2) Lunch with Sophie our Solicitor who was as ever most bubbly - and she paid  :thumbsup:

3) Tescos:  boring but functional, forgot to buy the beer   Banghead

think I need a lie down now, can only take so much almost excitement in one day

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58115 on: May 20, 2019, 02:44:22 PM »
I evidently caught Boots on a bad day. Nothing worked properly and the guy who took the initial tests appeared to be retarded. A 35 minute appointment took nearly an hour and a half  Banghead
Boots now offer a 24/7 bad day service
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58116 on: May 20, 2019, 02:46:59 PM »
WIth loads of staff standing about doing nothing  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58117 on: May 20, 2019, 10:10:47 PM »
I evidently caught Boots on a bad day. Nothing worked properly and the guy who took the initial tests appeared to be retarded. A 35 minute appointment took nearly an hour and a half  Banghead

Just out of interest what kind of day were they having before you arrived?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58118 on: May 21, 2019, 03:50:21 AM »
Off for an early morning walk along the Pissouri cliff top then off to "lunch" on the beach at Kourion"...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58119 on: May 21, 2019, 04:41:06 AM »
I evidently caught Boots on a bad day. Nothing worked properly and the guy who took the initial tests appeared to be retarded. A 35 minute appointment took nearly an hour and a half  Banghead

Just out of interest what kind of day were they having before you arrived?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58120 on: May 21, 2019, 06:36:33 AM »
Mainly sorting stuff out  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58121 on: May 21, 2019, 02:23:33 PM »
Off for an early morning walk along the Pissouri cliff top then off to "lunch" on the beach at Kourion"...  cloud9:

Either dead or pissed or both  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58122 on: May 22, 2019, 03:30:50 AM »
Off for an early morning walk along the Pissouri cliff top then off to "lunch" on the beach at Kourion"...  cloud9:

Either dead or pissed or both  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58123 on: May 22, 2019, 03:56:39 AM »
To the accountant in Pafos, then shopping then vacuum packing all the winter bedding... Fun... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58124 on: May 22, 2019, 05:48:54 AM »
More sorting out, trip to the dump and to the dry cleaners  noooo:
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