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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58065 on: May 15, 2019, 12:26:00 PM »
Just out of interest Nick, what colour are the squirrels...?  rubschin:

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I'm just asking because there are a growing number of black squirrels down these parts and they can be evil little buggers that hold a grudge. Something tells me that if Nick has been using a high pressure hose against them it may be time to send the suit to the dry cleaners...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58066 on: May 15, 2019, 01:00:26 PM »
Just out of interest Nick, what colour are the squirrels...?  rubschin:

 ;D

 redface:

I'm just asking because there are a growing number of black squirrels down these parts and they can be evil little buggers that hold a grudge. Something tells me that if Nick has been using a high pressure hose against them it may be time to send the suit to the dry cleaners...  noooo:
Black squirrels?

You should get Danny Baker to post something rude about them
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58067 on: May 15, 2019, 01:16:46 PM »
Just out of interest Nick, what colour are the squirrels...?  rubschin:

 ;D

 redface:

I'm just asking because there are a growing number of black squirrels down these parts and they can be evil little buggers that hold a grudge. Something tells me that if Nick has been using a high pressure hose against them it may be time to send the suit to the dry cleaners...  noooo:
Black squirrels?

You should get Danny Baker to post something rude about them

TMJs......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58068 on: May 15, 2019, 01:24:50 PM »
Off to werk..after a crazy morning.... noooo:  post to follow.....a taster "your competitor let us down ..can you help ?? ".......

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58069 on: May 15, 2019, 01:49:15 PM »
Just out of interest Nick, what colour are the squirrels...?  rubschin:

 ;D

 redface:

I'm just asking because there are a growing number of black squirrels down these parts and they can be evil little buggers that hold a grudge. Something tells me that if Nick has been using a high pressure hose against them it may be time to send the suit to the dry cleaners...  noooo:
Black squirrels?

You should get Danny Baker to post something rude about them

TMJs......... noooo:

Given how odd the Cornish can be about some things their reputation in these parts may be overstated but I wouldn't take the chance Nick...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58070 on: May 15, 2019, 01:51:35 PM »
Grey squirrels, but darker grey when wet  eveilgrin:

The pigeons have given up for now but are still crapping on my car  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58071 on: May 15, 2019, 01:55:17 PM »
Grey squirrels, but darker grey when wet  eveilgrin:

The pigeons have given up for now but are still crapping on my car  evil:

You do realise the cats hired them...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58072 on: May 15, 2019, 02:03:00 PM »
Cats are rare round here, but I am going to Brighton again next week  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58073 on: May 15, 2019, 02:06:06 PM »
Cats are rare round here, but I am going to Brighton again next week  angel1

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Oh bollocks, I was hoping that having the flying food crap all over his moving box thing would stop him from coming..  Banghead

Looks like it's time to hire the Serval...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58074 on: May 15, 2019, 02:53:05 PM »
Grey squirrels, but darker grey when wet  eveilgrin:

The pigeons have given up for now but are still crapping on my car  evil:
What do you expect if you put up a bird table?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58075 on: May 15, 2019, 03:02:30 PM »
Only my car, no one else's car  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58076 on: May 15, 2019, 03:15:16 PM »
Aaaand chiilax!  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58077 on: May 15, 2019, 04:45:54 PM »
Early night?



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58078 on: May 15, 2019, 04:49:12 PM »
Only my car, no one else's car  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Perhaps the pigeons are showing they recognise you as a fellow bird brain....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58079 on: May 15, 2019, 05:24:37 PM »
Only my car, no one else's car  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Perhaps the pigeons are showing they recognise you as a fellow bird brain....  whistle:
or they are secret robo pigeons under the control of mad man from the lock
Well, whatever nevermind