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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56655 on: January 11, 2019, 07:31:00 PM »
Nod calls. He is in despair. His mother (90) had called him:

There is a dog in the house and it is chasing your grandmother. Get here as soon as you can!!

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As you said, she's a nutter
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56656 on: January 11, 2019, 07:59:28 PM »
Is it a Dober-nan ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56657 on: January 11, 2019, 08:00:58 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56658 on: January 11, 2019, 08:04:35 PM »
Well there's always the possibility that the (presumed dead) grandmother of Nod was cremated and a dog ran in, knocked over the urn and is chasing the ashes around

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56659 on: January 11, 2019, 08:06:05 PM »
No. She is bonkers. He may have to kill her soon.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56660 on: January 12, 2019, 09:48:49 AM »
"Lunch" with Nod.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56661 on: January 12, 2019, 10:04:47 AM »
In me sick bed like...  sleep017
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56662 on: January 12, 2019, 10:08:37 AM »
Have you got the sick bucket on?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56663 on: January 12, 2019, 10:26:37 AM »
Have you got the sick bucket on?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56664 on: January 12, 2019, 10:35:54 AM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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« Reply #56665 on: January 12, 2019, 10:40:47 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56666 on: January 12, 2019, 02:37:04 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56667 on: January 14, 2019, 10:17:05 AM »
Paying bills  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56668 on: January 14, 2019, 10:18:42 AM »
dunno

still watching the Murray match
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56669 on: January 14, 2019, 10:24:47 AM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.