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[Barman]

Been Mansplaining to LL that saying, "we've still got to (insert as yet incomplete 'to do' list item like getting keys cut, etc.)" over and over again won't make it happen any faster... 

[Nick]

All wimmin are bonkers. 

[Steve]

Been Mansplaining to LL that saying, "we've still got to (insert as yet incomplete 'to do' list item like getting keys cut, etc.)" over and over again won't make it happen any faster... 

Sadly she knows you're wrong on that.  Eventually wimmin nagging does get to us blokes

[Nick]

 

 The lady of the house in Brighton had left instructions on everyfink, usually post it notes.    I am surprised she hadn't stuck some on the cats 

I left some of my own behind 

e.g. "This decorative piece of cloth on the back of the sofa is pointless and annoying."

[Darwins Selection]

Been Mansplaining to LL that saying, "we've still got to (insert as yet incomplete 'to do' list item like getting keys cut, etc.)" over and over again won't make it happen any faster... 

You need to man up and give her a good listening-to.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Been Mansplaining to LL that saying, "we've still got to (insert as yet incomplete 'to do' list item like getting keys cut, etc.)" over and over again won't make it happen any faster... 

You need to man up and give her a good listening-to.

 

[Nick]

BM missed the yolk 

[Barman]

 The lady of the house in Brighton had left instructions on everyfink, usually post it notes.    I am surprised she hadn't stuck some on the cats 

I left some of my own behind 

e.g. "This decorative piece of cloth on the back of the sofa is pointless and annoying."

LL has covered the house in pink Post It notes... This is the switch for the immersion heater. This cupboard contains two sets of bedding. This cupboard contains Bog Rolls.

[Barman]

Been Mansplaining to LL that saying, "we've still got to (insert as yet incomplete 'to do' list item like getting keys cut, etc.)" over and over again won't make it happen any faster... 

Sadly she knows you're wrong on that.  Eventually wimmin nagging does get to us blokes

But I haven't fecking stopped all day! 

[Nick]

 The lady of the house in Brighton had left instructions on everyfink, usually post it notes.    I am surprised she hadn't stuck some on the cats 

I left some of my own behind 

e.g. "This decorative piece of cloth on the back of the sofa is pointless and annoying."

LL has covered the house in pink Post It notes... This is the switch for the immersion heater. This cupboard contains two sets of bedding. This cupboard contains Bog Rolls.

Bonkers
 


It's bossiness masquerading as "being helpful" 

[Steve]

Been Mansplaining to LL that saying, "we've still got to (insert as yet incomplete 'to do' list item like getting keys cut, etc.)" over and over again won't make it happen any faster... 

You need to man up and give her a good listening-to.

Well at least appear to be listening

The trick is to always have one thing on the list that you don't mind doing and only hear about that one

[Nick]

Pearls before swine, Mr Darwin, sir.