We really know how to have fun, don't we?  
 
Oh yes
Was the simplest, shortest and best funeral I've ever been to.  Just one poem.  As I said to the widower as we left:  "that was so simple and beautiful"
 
What poem? (asking for a friend  
 
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"You used to like the tales I told
The poem of Miss Muffet
But they you got a bloody cold
and had to go and snuff it"