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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47205 on: September 17, 2016, 06:50:50 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47206 on: September 17, 2016, 07:49:34 AM »
Going for a health check...  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47207 on: September 17, 2016, 07:53:15 AM »
Gets out black suit  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47208 on: September 17, 2016, 07:57:21 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47209 on: September 17, 2016, 09:53:25 AM »
Normal...  angel1

Good value actually, blood and urine analysis, blood pressure, ECG and a chat with the quackter - €10...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47210 on: September 17, 2016, 10:21:22 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2016, 09:53:25 AM
Normal...  angel1

Good value actually, blood and urine analysis, blood pressure, ECG and a chat with the quackter - €10...  cloud9:
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Think you should ask for your money back though.  Any test that comes back and pronounces any of us as 'normal' has got to be a bit sus.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47211 on: September 17, 2016, 10:42:43 AM »
Quote from: Steve on September 17, 2016, 10:21:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2016, 09:53:25 AM
Normal...  angel1

Good value actually, blood and urine analysis, blood pressure, ECG and a chat with the quackter - €10...  cloud9:
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Think you should ask for your money back though.  Any test that comes back and pronounces any of us as 'normal' has got to be a bit sus.

It was only a physical exam Steve, not a psychological one.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47212 on: September 17, 2016, 11:02:58 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47213 on: September 17, 2016, 11:11:10 AM »
You do have a tendency to leave yourself wide open on here BM...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47214 on: September 17, 2016, 11:47:43 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2016, 11:11:10 AM
You do have a tendency to leave yourself wide open on here BM...  whistle:

But enough about prostate checks
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47215 on: September 17, 2016, 01:30:33 PM »
Quote from: Steve on September 17, 2016, 11:47:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2016, 11:11:10 AM
You do have a tendency to leave yourself wide open on here BM...  whistle:

But enough about prostate checks
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47216 on: September 17, 2016, 01:51:51 PM »
Going to an opera evening at the village amphitheatre...  cloud9:


...via the chippy...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47217 on: September 17, 2016, 03:27:26 PM »
Text exchange:

Me: I have a free annual subscription to the LRB, would you like it?
Miss I; Oooooooooooooooooh, yes please!!
Pause
Miss I: What is the LRB?

Meanwhile I am holding for the monkeys at Vodafone who have cancelled my order AGAIN!! noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47218 on: September 17, 2016, 03:51:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 17, 2016, 03:27:26 PM
Text exchange:

Me: I have a free annual subscription to the LRB, would you like it?
Miss I; Oooooooooooooooooh, yes please!!
Pause
Miss I: What is the LRB?

Meanwhile I am holding for the monkeys at Vodafone who have cancelled my order AGAIN!! noooo:

Lovers of Redheaded Berks?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47219 on: September 17, 2016, 03:56:18 PM »
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