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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46680 on: July 22, 2016, 04:54:31 AM »
Southern Trains to London. WHat can possibly go wrong?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46681 on: July 22, 2016, 05:02:47 AM »
Southern Trains to London. WHat can possibly go wrong?

The wrong kind of warm...?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46682 on: July 22, 2016, 05:47:47 AM »
Southern Trains to London. WHat can possibly go wrong?

The wrong kind of warm...?
noooo:  Southern Trains has been renamed as Southern Train
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46683 on: July 22, 2016, 05:49:06 AM »
Today is the start of prep for the extended family BBQ in a week's time

Step 1: find the BBQ
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46684 on: July 22, 2016, 05:51:02 AM »
Today is the start of prep for the extended family BBQ in a week's time

Step 1: find the BBQ

It will be in the last place you look!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46685 on: July 22, 2016, 06:14:56 AM »
Step 2: buy quorn sausages. Never fail to disappoint :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46686 on: July 22, 2016, 08:05:04 AM »
Step 2: buy quorn sausages. Never fail to disappoint :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46687 on: July 22, 2016, 12:42:45 PM »
Step 2: buy quorn sausages. Never fail to disappoint :thumbsup:

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Step 1:  completed:  twas where I left it, just on its side

Step 2:  work out how many people want meat (got loads of Quorn stuff)

Step 3:  find an excuse to not clean said BBQ and the frankly equally disgusterous patio today

Step 4:  nah that's way off
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46688 on: July 22, 2016, 01:18:26 PM »
Best way to clean a BBQ is to have another BBQ  :thumbsup:


































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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46689 on: July 22, 2016, 01:34:01 PM »
Best way to clean a BBQ is to have another BBQ  :thumbsup:


































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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46690 on: July 22, 2016, 01:36:16 PM »
BBQ lighter fuel is FUN if you puts loads in and stand well back  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46691 on: July 22, 2016, 01:40:09 PM »
Best way to clean a BBQ is to have another BBQ  :thumbsup:


































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I sprayed alcohol in the side once, assuming that the intense heat would burn off all the filth...  :thumbsup:

My eyebrows grew back eventually...  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46692 on: July 22, 2016, 02:18:28 PM »
Best way to clean a BBQ is to have another BBQ  :thumbsup:

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I sprayed alcohol in the side once, assuming that the intense heat would burn off all the filth...  :thumbsup:

My eyebrows grew back eventually...  redface:
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and  :thumbsup: Nick  but it's best to get the snails off first  sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46693 on: July 22, 2016, 02:21:00 PM »
But snails are yummy...............
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46694 on: July 22, 2016, 02:30:03 PM »
But snails are yummy...............
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and a bonus  :sick016:

Steak, Chicken, Cod and Chips I can understand, even pine for occasionally but molluscs?   noooo:
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