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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45810 on: May 14, 2016, 06:54:09 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45811 on: May 14, 2016, 07:05:52 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 14, 2016, 06:52:51 PM
Quote from: Pirate on May 14, 2016, 06:19:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2016, 06:05:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2016, 05:41:36 PM
Dinner smells yummy but the G&T is now being rationed. I am in charge of voting papers and stuff. We are promised lingerie modelling soon.

Ah, that explains why the girls wanted the G&T's, the sight of you parading around in lingerie is probably too traumatic unless pissed.  noooo:

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I hope no-one posts that on faceache........
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45812 on: May 14, 2016, 07:46:29 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 14, 2016, 07:05:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 14, 2016, 06:52:51 PM
Quote from: Pirate on May 14, 2016, 06:19:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2016, 06:05:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2016, 05:41:36 PM
Dinner smells yummy but the G&T is now being rationed. I am in charge of voting papers and stuff. We are promised lingerie modelling soon.

Ah, that explains why the girls wanted the G&T's, the sight of you parading around in lingerie is probably too traumatic unless pissed.  noooo:

 happy002 happy002
happy002 happy002 happy002

Oops I posted that on faceache........  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45813 on: May 15, 2016, 07:15:44 AM »
Going down the pub with Miss A and Swillmore...  cloud9:

Swillmore is under doctor's orders and off the booze! happy001

Like that is gonna happen....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45814 on: May 15, 2016, 07:33:53 AM »
Coffee with the vicar's daughter and then meeting Nod to collect a wad of cash  cloud9:

No news of the ladies this morning. I very kindly left paracetamol on display in the kitchen before I let myself out  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45815 on: May 15, 2016, 10:12:35 AM »
Ah the old "made my excuses and left" line eh

What to do today?  rubschin:   Somehow with this poor weather and wall to wall F1 and footie I will have little difficulty postponing even looking at the To Do list til another day.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45816 on: May 15, 2016, 11:32:37 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 14, 2016, 06:52:51 PM
Quote from: Pirate on May 14, 2016, 06:19:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2016, 06:05:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2016, 05:41:36 PM
Dinner smells yummy but the G&T is now being rationed. I am in charge of voting papers and stuff. We are promised lingerie modelling soon.

Ah, that explains why the girls wanted the G&T's, the sight of you parading around in lingerie is probably too traumatic unless pissed.  noooo:

 happy002 happy002
happy002 happy002 happy002

 happy001 happy001
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45817 on: May 15, 2016, 02:00:22 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45818 on: May 15, 2016, 02:34:27 PM »
Anyhoo, I am back, like, with dosh for the hairyplane tickets  :thumbsup:

Worryingly, no news from the ladies after last night's gin and singing binge  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45819 on: May 16, 2016, 06:51:49 AM »
Website stuff to be done today...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45820 on: May 16, 2016, 06:53:24 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45821 on: May 16, 2016, 08:03:30 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45822 on: May 16, 2016, 08:04:28 AM »
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Sounds like a plan :thumbsup: angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45823 on: May 16, 2016, 11:05:44 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2016, 08:03:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2016, 06:53:24 AM
Writing a report  evil:

Miss I must try harder. She has been very naughty and deserves a good spanking

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45824 on: May 16, 2016, 11:21:10 AM »
In a caff. Chap nearby is having a full English Breakfast with a glass of red wine  sick2:
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