Washing machine packed up last night
Was cleaning up all the Brat's mess and was knackered.
Looking forward to a lovely night sleep . 4.30 am heard rustling outside the front of the house. My bedroom window was open. Suspected foxes but then thought I didn't have any recycling bags out
. Looked out the window and saw a hooded figure with a torch bending down by my front door
Shouted out my bedroom window and asked what they **** they were doing
Bloke looked up - it was The Brat's ex boyfirend who is trying his damnest to win her back but she is not interested . Last week he left her a bouquet of flowers and a £50 Mac voucher ( make up brand for the uniniatiated !. I told her to give it back to him if she is not interested but she said not a chance - if he is a mug he will be mugged is her view
Anyways he starts to apologise profusely and said he was just leaving her a suprise for her to wake up to in the morning . I was very very mad
. He went away bowing and scraping
Went downstairs to see what it was - a single red rose with card and a Tesco's meal deal ?
Anyway informed her this morning and she was like what - no voucher - what a loser
Then try to get into work - lost my travelcard - which I topped up yesterday to the tune of £50
