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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45061 on: March 30, 2016, 09:12:36 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45062 on: March 30, 2016, 10:44:50 AM »
Avoiding DIY

or more likely failing to avoid DIY
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45063 on: March 30, 2016, 11:03:31 AM »
Lunch with the mayor to discuss avoiding a repeat of recent events.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45064 on: March 30, 2016, 11:20:04 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45065 on: March 30, 2016, 11:23:50 AM »
A visit to the Planning Department  eveilgrin:

What are you planning on planning in the Planning Department?

I am considering purchasing a sewing machine. At least if I have one I can stitch the errant fingers on.  I could chose where to put them......I can feel a VP Bride of Frankenstein filum coming on.

Three identical letters from the local Council have just arrived. cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45066 on: March 30, 2016, 11:28:26 AM »
A visit to the Planning Department  eveilgrin:

What are you planning on planning in the Planning Department?

I am considering purchasing a sewing machine. At least if I have one I can stitch the errant fingers on.  I could chose where to put them......I can feel a VP Bride of Frankenstein filum coming on.

Three identical letters from the local Council have just arrived. cussing:
All announcing grants for remakes of old filums?

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45068 on: March 30, 2016, 01:49:24 PM »
Back from Planning  Sinister:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45069 on: March 30, 2016, 02:16:35 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45070 on: March 30, 2016, 03:54:08 PM »
A visit to the Planning Department  eveilgrin:

What are you planning on planning in the Planning Department?

I am considering purchasing a sewing machine. At least if I have one I can stitch the errant fingers on.  I could chose where to put them......I can feel a VP Bride of Frankenstein filum coming on.

Three identical letters from the local Council have just arrived. cussing:
All announcing grants for remakes of old filums?

If only. evil:

No power cuts here, you Steve? Nick? anyone?..........No thought not. He prolly cut through a wire or summat. rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45071 on: March 30, 2016, 04:05:14 PM »
When Mama leaves to go home then Miss I has a rug munching weekend  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45072 on: March 30, 2016, 04:41:23 PM »
A visit to the Planning Department  eveilgrin:

What are you planning on planning in the Planning Department?

I am considering purchasing a sewing machine. At least if I have one I can stitch the errant fingers on.  I could chose where to put them......I can feel a VP Bride of Frankenstein filum coming on.

Three identical letters from the local Council have just arrived. cussing:
All announcing grants for remakes of old filums?

If only. evil:

No power cuts here, you Steve? Nick? anyone?..........No thought not. He prolly cut through a wire or summat. rubschin:

 evil:

I'd just re-wired a bastard bedside light and tested it...

Having carefully glued the felt base back on I checked it and it didn't work!

Amid cries of 'you couldn't make it up' I ripped the base off the thing only to discover it was still perfectly wired but the power had gone off!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45073 on: March 30, 2016, 04:45:06 PM »
Of course  pathead:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45074 on: March 30, 2016, 04:49:12 PM »
Of course  pathead:

It bleddy did!  cussing:

And I had to reset all the bleddy clocks again!  Banghead
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